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- boobs
Tell somebody their technical knowledge is 10 years out of date without being really insulting?
- bulletfactory0
just preference it with "With all due respect"...
You should be covered.
- With all due respect, it's 'preface'.
Signed,
A. Smartass.detritus - Shit, too many lines - that was signed off 'A. Smartass'.detritus
- And yes, I know it was just a mind fugged typo, I do it all the time... I'm just a smart ass and can't help myself.detritus
- replacing entire words with completely new ones does not make a typomonospaced
- With all due respect, you're a smartass. ;) ... but seriously, I can't believe I fucked that up.bulletfactory
- yes, I do know the difference, and noticed my error.bulletfactory
- Do you feel shame?boobs
- You're autistic, not slightly dyslexic, mono, so pipe down and stick to the little you do know about,detritus
- Or are you going to get überantsy about the small enter key again, you weirdly high-pitched nutjob?detritus
- With all due respect, it's 'preface'.
- CALLES0
if its your boss dont say shit and take advantage of it
- detritus0
I'd just go with the really insulting option.
If they're making it big enough of an issue for you to come here and ask about it, they need to be put down. Hard.
Get to it, soljaboy.
- Horp0
But I haven't even applied for the job yet Boobs.
- monospaced0
Work it in using "Having said that..." after complimenting their work.
- boobs0
I got a guy who's worried about the list of keywords in his web page meta tags. Worried if we get things out of order, it will screw up his Google ranking.
- plash0
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- linearch0
criticism sandwich:
compliment
slam/crit
compliment
- boobs0
So, I need to explain to this fucking idiot that Google doesn't rank shit using keyword meta tags. Right? And I need to be emphatic and persuasive enough so we can quit wasting time on this shit. So where do I even start?
- rascuache0
Next time he starts to say the words "Meta Tags" just slap him really fucking hard and shout: "NO!"
Should do the trick.
- boobs0
He's a client. So, you know, I need to keep the peace. But some Old Hen told him to worry about meta keywords, and I can't get him off of it!
- CALLES0
how do you?
how about growing some balls? thats how do you
- o_O0
just tell them their way of thinking is off trends for this decade and since we just started new its time they evolve..
its simple.. just put an advert out for their job requesting a younger and more trendier creative with huge tits and low self esteem.
done et done.
- scarabin0
you give him the facts, tell him if he wants meta tags he can have meta tags.
tell HIM to come up with 25 or so keywords that he feels communicates his brand in this way. it'll be a chance for him to feel involved. add his tag. collect payment.
- and when google doesnt rank him high just tell him he picked the wrong words, try againSugary
- DoTheMacarena0
Use the D.E.N.N.I.S. system.
- ukit0
I would lose the attitude. You make it sound as though it's some great achievement knowing that meta keywords are not of such value anymore.
They are not, but there are more important things in the world. Just tell him they are not and move on.
- partdeux0
you tell him through a conversation in ICQ
- instrmntl0
use tables!
