tent jokes here pls.
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- janne76
thx!
- version30
is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
- PonyBoy0
so... is it fireproof or not?
(not a joke... serious Q)
- benfal990
you are back janne.
- benfal990
janne you are back.
- benfal990
are you back janne.
- sleepyfatso0
A man walks into the doctor, says "Doctor, one minute I think I'm a teepee, the next I think I'm a wigwam" Doctor looks at him and says "Sir, you're two tents."
- benfal990
janne are you back.
- sleepyfatso0
Wait. Stand in the corner? How come?
- PonyBoy0
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a mea they lay down to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend.
"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
Watson replied, "I see millions and millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?" Holmes asked.
Watson pondered for a minute. "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, I can see that God is all-powerful and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"
Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke. "Watson, you idiot. Somebody has stolen our tent!"
- previous0
anybody wishing to joke about a tent should contact mr w's agent
- Corvo20
I went camping once with my gf. Big adventure.
We were 18 or 19.
We prepared the vacations.
We made a check-list.
Everything checked.
I made sure: The tent? Checks.Thing is, when we got to the camping only the tarpaulin cover was in the tent bag. The other part of the tent was 300 miles away, in another tent bag.
Fortunately, a nice guy from Porto had a spare tent (how awesome is this?), and lend it to us.
Our romance lasted 11 eleven years after that episode.
If it wasn't for that guy from Porto, it wouldn't have lasted that long.
- mathinc0
I once slept in a tent with another man and the name of the tent was the Swallow. True story.
- Corvo20
- * shits pantsmarychain
- This is the moment when you are glad you loaded the 12 gauge with slugs.xcreonx
- that has actually happened to me once, not quite as dramatic though.xcarlx
- the bear ran off after we started yelling, thank god.xcarlx
- last photo, what an awesome way to go out for a photographerGeorgesII
- blackbear?Machuse
- happened to me with a big male baboonProjectile
- he survived i heard. he had a face transplant and all. (no joke)benfal99
- this looks fake. That bear is a bit small, and the dents in the fur make it like taxidermy.UKV
- elahon0
For christ sake, I thought that said "TEST jokes here pls." I was wondering about all the tent shit. Time for bed.
- PonyBoy0
"I got into an argument with a girl inside a tent. That's a bad place for an argument, 'cause then I tried to walk out and slam the flap."
—Mitch Hedberg
- dskz0
- nadnerb0
a guy in a tent walks into a bar
bartender says
um
you're in poor tent
hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhaha...- what?bigtrick
- yeah..what? :Svillars
- you're important... (i think)iCanHasQBN