Arsehole Housemates
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- jewgash0
ukit, ali, YES! I'm sharpening my pitchfork as we speak.
- _salisae_0
does your mate's flatmate rely on his connection a lot? for work or anything? might be more than a money issue at hand.
- ukit0
Surely there's enough bandwidth on a connection for two people?
- is that some metaphor in terms of her letting them both fuck her at once?neue75_bold
- you sick fuckneue75_bold
- LOLjewgash
- i think my apartment has bad wires or non-optimal at least. runs spotty as fuck._salisae_
- Gimme some bandwidth baby!ukit
- yes if they dont have viruses which most idiots doBIGGESTDOGINTHEWORLD
- jewgash0
What kills it for me is, he doesn't even have a laptop, PC, MAC...nowt. His friends come around and, I shit you not, they indulge in Lil Wayne once in a while from youtube, I'm sure that's all they use it for. Ahh well, I suppose nothing can be done except for a sizeable slap to the jaw, you can all go back to fffffound invites now :D
- sleepyfatso0
Do you know the password? You should change it when he is out.
- jewgash0
We told him it was run, dos run. Ooh err.
- ukit0
Well, I hope Money P doesn't come after you with the axe now
HAHAHAHA
- jewgash0
I moved my toothbrush out of the bathroom just in case he fancies a bit of revenge.
- fooler20
isn't "gash" worse than "cunt"?
- ukit0
Naw it's fine
gashgashgash
- jewgash0
jewcunt doesn't have a ring to it.
- Jnr_Madison0
Cummy.
- you wishjewgash
- I'd need to see pics first.Jnr_Madison
- tits or g6fojewgash
- spellfailjewgash
- _salisae_0
jews are so good at creating comedy out of their hardship. like larry david, woody allen. i would put sarah silverman in that category as well but her act is not as intelligent or crafted. it was insightful to learn that jewish girls have a 'not sexy' stigma. you probably don't have that, jewgash. you seem ho double t.
- yet she can only attract chavs?scarabin
- okay maybe just ho_salisae_
- tl; drjewgash
- As far as I know Larry David and Woody Allen didn't experience much hardship personallyukit
- Unless you count that whole Mia Farrow thingukit
- have you seen either of them in their youth? they were playing against the odds getting women._salisae_
- they both suffer from (admittedly self-inflicted) neurotic disorders._salisae_
- ukit0
virtual cat fight?
- sublocked0
fuck you, candy.
- neue75_bold0
arrrr, I'm feeling rigid...
- neue75_bold0
c'mere you.. my fuzzy little man peach...
- mydo0
what?
a girl by the name of jewgash creates QBN account on a saturday night to bitch about flat mate.
very entertaining, but quite how these events came to happen is beyond me. why now? why here? why gash? why is neue75_bold making me laugh?good work all.
- homeostatic0
Your boyfriend is in the wrong if he starts by not letting his roommate use the wi-fi on a single occasion
That's a relatively small favor he could do to improve household relations.
I suggest you repair things by immediately offering yourself to him for one night as a submissive.
- Patrick you are a fucking weirdo.fibonacci
- you are a winging cunt.homeostatic