Arsehole Housemates
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- jewgash
Title says it all. Some illiterate, inbred, useless slice of humanity is giving my boyfriend shit because he asked for the WiFi password, that he's not putting money in for, and was politely told no. Now it's all gone pear with said arsehole being completely fucking difficult and making an atmosphere for everyone in the house. What to do?
- Jnr_Madison0
Your boyfriend, I take it, only visits your flat? If so, they sound like tight bastards.
- If he lives there too, then maybe he should chip in.Jnr_Madison
- He'd only use it to source poontang and tracksuit bottoms. Arrrrrrgh. Myabe i should "AYE 'MON THEN" this motherfucker.jewgash
- jewgash0
I should mention at this point that this guy thought that baseball caps came from the UK. Just putting it out there, like.
- hahaJnr_Madison
- WTF does that even mean?? LOLmg33
- It means the guy is wee, a tiny wee bit of a douchebag. Need him OOT THA HOOSEjewgash
- shut up retardspraycan
- juskin0
cant you just give him the password?
- Jnr_Madison0
Can't you all gang up on him and tell him to stop being a cunt?
- boobs0
Like that worked on Hitler!
- baseline_shift0
move out. only solution.
i did about 4 months ago. a smaller place is favorable trade-off to living with meatheaded fuckwits. bliss.
- jewgash0
More backstory:
He has a friend named "Money-P'. Money-P has an axe, he also brags about how he's been stabbed NINE TYMS MARFUCKER. You really couldn't make this shit up.
- juskin0
yeah wifi passwords sounds like it should be at the back of the list!
- marcostill0
Here is a crazy idea, move out. Why would you live with someone if their such a d-bag in your eyes?
- sequoia0
have you considered a starting a twitter account?
- jewgash0
No, actually I haven't considered a starting a twitter account. I'll go and a start one now.
- dbloc0
This calls for a fist fight.
- whereRI0
hi im looking for a google mail account, im not even sure if google has mail but i thought you guys might know...if you do know, then please invite me
- GOOGLE DOESN'T HAVE GMAILdbloc
- you are a liar and a thiefwhereRI
- uhhh I think google DOES have emaildoesnotexist
- jewgash0
only if you get me a fffffound invite
- jewgash0
hahahahahahah
- doesnotexist0
damn- do they let him use the bathroom? I'm surprised they even let him in the flat!
- version30
jewgash? is there something racially sexist about that?
- it's hot!neue75_bold
- I think it's racially sexy!ukit
- rexy!mydo