truism's for liff
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- airey
what truism's have you brought to the world?
my headstone will hold one that i came up with and no matter who you tell, remains a universal truth. my life usefulness is done. check please.
the truism:
"if, when shopping, the question is 'do i need toilet paper?', the answer is always yes."
- utopian0
Size does matter
- GeorgesII0
* googles truism
- airey0
ok - A truism is a claim that is so obvious or self-evident as to be hardly worth mentioning, except as a reminder or as a rhetorical or literary device.
- monoboy0
Bullshit baffles brains
- detritus0
Not mine, sadly...
Tucker's Law
"If some cunt can fuck something up, that cunt will pick the worst possible time to fucking fuck it up cause that cunt's a cunt."From The Thick Of It.
- airey0
video for above 'tucker's law'.
- airey0
"sustained sexual assault is not the way forward"
malcolm tucker's comment for prison mates.
- BuddhaHat0
Truisms for Liff? what about 'The Meaning of Liff' ?
Douglas Adams' silliness makes me laugh...
ACLE (n.)
The rouge pin which shirtmakers conceal in the most improbable fold of a new shirt. Its function is to stab you when you don the garment.AFFCOT (n.)
The sort of fart you hope people will talk after.BAUGHURST (n.)
That kind of large fierce ugly woman who owns a small fierce ugly dog.HIBBING (n.)
The marks left on the outside breast pocket of a storekeeper's overall where he has put away his pen and missed.KETTERING (n.)
The marks left on your bottom or thighs after sunbathing on a wickerwork chair.QUENBY (n.)
A stubborn spot on a window which you spend twenty minutes trying to clean off before discovering it's on the other side of the glass.WOKING (participial vb.)
Standing in the kitchen wondering what you came in here for.SHEPPY (n.)
Measure of distance (equal to approximately seven eighths of a mile), defined as the closest distance at which sheep remain picturesque.More silliness @ http://folk.uio.no/alied/TMoL.ht…