malcolm tucker top 10
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- airey
http://www.guardian.co.uk/tv-and…
• Responding to knock at his door: "Come the fuck in or fuck the fuck off."
• Moaning about minister on the phone: "He's about as much use as a marzipan dildo."
• To a pair of rival advisors: "Laurel and fucking Hardy! Glad you could join us. Did you manage to get that piano up the stairs OK?"
• Dressing down MP, Geoff Holhurst: "You're so back-bench, you've actually fucking fallen off. You're out by the fucking bins where I put you."
- airey0
some new gold from malcolm in the just finished series 3.
Best swearing
"I think we should use the carrot and stick approach, yeah. You take a carrot, you stick it up his fucking arse, followed by the stick"Best telephone greeting
"Hello, Philip Schofield, I fuck lobsters for money."Most unconvincingly zen motto
"Life is just a succession of five minuteses." - Malcolm.Malcolm's crocodile tears for newspaper staff:
"I know that these are hard times for print journalists. I mean, I read that, on the internet."thanks to the guardian.co.uk's tv show blog:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/tv-and…
- JerseyRaindog0
I know two of the team of writers, Roger Drew and Will Smith and I can so hear some of Roger's more eloquent swearing in this. One of the best things on british telly by a long shot. Fuck, Malcolm Tucker should release a single to rival X-Factor.
- Thank them for me, next time you see them, will you please?detritus
- Certainly will. They're doing well as a writing team.JerseyRaindog
- hug them for me and when you're doing it rub their arse to add awkwardness to it.airey
- ;) my pleasure aireyJerseyRaindog
- bolus0
"I despise him as much as fucking James May presumably despises himself." - Malcolm on Steve Fleming.haha
- mydo0
From in the loop, about 5 minutes after the Rumsfeld-esque deputy secretary of state has called him an 'F star star K';
"You are a real boring fuck. Sorry, sorry, I know you disapprove of swearing so I'll sort that out. You are a boring F, star, star, cunt!"
haha
- kelpie0
makes me proud to be scottish
- inv0
So saying fuck over and over again is brilliant swearing? Impressive...
- kelpie0
the fucks are just percussion, the melody is in the insults
- very truebolus
- Jesus - I'm going to fucking use that line - thanks kelpie!DoktorDavid
- kelpie0
From In the Loop...
Judy:
You should tell me about it as it's a scheduled media appearance by a member of this department and therefore it falls well within my purview!Malcolm Tucker:
Within your 'purview'? Where do you think you are, some fucking regency costume drama? This is a government department, not some fucking Jane fucking Austen novel! Allow me to pop a jaunty little bonnet on your purview and ram it up your shitter with a lubricated horse cock!
- bolus0
christmas special still to come
- JerseyRaindog0
Just caught a little bit of Local Hero from 1983 last night and realised it was a young Malcolm Tucker (Peter Capaldi)
- airey0
great interviews for anyone who cares.