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• airey0

  some new gold from malcolm in the just finished series 3.

  Best swearing
  "I think we should use the carrot and stick approach, yeah. You take a carrot, you stick it up his fucking arse, followed by the stick"

  Best telephone greeting
  "Hello, Philip Schofield, I fuck lobsters for money."

  Most unconvincingly zen motto
  "Life is just a succession of five minuteses." - Malcolm.

  Malcolm's crocodile tears for newspaper staff:
  "I know that these are hard times for print journalists. I mean, I read that, on the internet."

  thanks to the guardian.co.uk's tv show blog:
  http://www.guardian.co.uk/tv-and…

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  • just finished? was saturdays the last episode?bolus
  • shit, I was hoping for one more....bolus

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