The Office Douche
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- robotron3k
So there is a colleague in my office, he's basically "The Office Douche" He kind of a in-your-face type of guy, who mimics scenes from family guy, south park, american dad, etc. like a walking tv set. He constantly makes all kinds of loud remarks about other employees which is unprofessional, annoying and in a real sense openly defaming or debasing to other employees. I've come to realize everyone in the office pretty much avoids him or limits contact with him.
So of course I end up helping him out on a project and while he's not my boss he sure acts like he is and I've found out that he's been running around the office trying to bump me off my own projects.
Without getting up in his face and causing office drama, I'm wondering if anyone out there may have some advice about the best way to handle an Office Douche...??
- version30
why care? you already stated... "he's not my boss"
do your job and stop acting like it's middle school
- ismith0
Tell him you're on a special mission from the big cheese to destroy him without the rest of the company knowing, and that you've got him by the nutsack if he doesn't pipe down.
- I was going to point at his newborn pic at his desk & tell him to shut up because he's got a mouth to feedrobotron3k
- CALLES0
dont fall into hes game
- Corvo20
Play innocent. Expose the situation to him, like it was about another person - then ask for his advice to give your "friend".
- OSFA0
Buy him a ticket to the Pain-train baby!!!
- ha!robotron3k
- lolceiling_cat
- hahahah, that brilliantpillhead
- yes!!!! love it!Projectile
- k0na_an0k0
holy shit we work together!?!
- hahahaha!!!version3
- ha!!!!robotron3k
- ps... don't forget my many will ferrell quotes.k0na_an0k
- :)k0na_an0k
- I'm surprised you made it to this thread, it ain't Chick of the Day...robotron3k
- oh no... i stay away from that thread while at work.k0na_an0k
- and at home, his bf gets furious!
OSFA - LOL! damn you!!!k0na_an0k
- HAHA!akrokdesign
- CALLES0
do the butt slap and say "good job" and just keep walking
- sofakingbanned0
Watch the office seasons 1-5 I'm sure you'll find something useful :)
- seasons 1-3 you mean... unless your talking about the shit american versionBIGGESTDOGINTHEWORLD
- Some of the US Office is brilliant.Eighty
- grunttt0
get up in his face and cause some office drama.
oh wait.
- morilla0
keep offering him gum.
- OSFA0
Hire a male stripper to visit him at work.
Although some here might enjoy that...
- dbloc0
every time he does an impression, do an impression of him doing the impression.
- dbloc0
auto tune everything he says.
- CALLES0
take him out for drinks after work once you get him a little tipsy get "emotional" and tell him what you think
or say the truth with suttle jokes
- yeah made that mistake too, Few people from the office came out for drinks, that's when I started noticing thatrobotron3k
- he's def. not liked much...robotron3k
- OSFA0
shit, he likes him?
- eating_tv0
Can't you just say to him straightfaced; "That is not funny."
- johndiggity0
a large part of how he acts is due to his lack of self confidence. if you confront him specifically with your thoughts, you will break him and he will never mess with you again.
- drgss0
Pretend youre gay