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- airey0
i love:
as both denis leary and bill hicks have pointed out, it's not the good minutes their taking off. just think, if you smoke you miss out on 10 extra years of an adult diaper, not remembering your name and the pain of not peeing for 2 days thanks to a prostate that decides to balloon in size every 15 minutes. that's it, i'm taking up smoking again.- 5 mins to smoke it, 5mins off the other end - doesn't sound that bad...********
- 5 mins to smoke it, 5mins off the other end - doesn't sound that bad...
- ukit0
^ It's also kind of a dumb statistic. You could easily die of lung cancer at 35, or be like Keith Richards and live to almost 70 while smoking ten packs a day, banging whores and shooting heroin.
- it's the exceptions that make the rules. although i've never really understood that saying.airey
- surely the exceptions ruin the rule. make the rule seem pointless and in fact a lie.airey
- yeah but he renews all of his blood in switzerland each year!
SICK FUCK.janne76 - why's that sick? maybe he gets a free bar of nazi gold on teh way out. that would be sick.airey
- It's like saying "riding in a car without a seatbelt takes 1 second off your life"ukit
- he renews his blood??? jesus -> i wonder what these rich people do that we don't know about?********
- vaxorcist0
when I was in high school, the health class teacher would say how drugs lead to death and we'd ask "then why is Keith Richards still alive?!?"
- airey0
awesomeness:
- airey0
hicks has a speil about how keith fell off the edge and landed on a ledge. a ledge past the edge. who knew? golden.
the only problem is that thanks to most people inherit self-importance complex they all think they're also an exception to the rule. until they find themselves bald at 23 and dead by 25. keith's already on the ledge, there's no more room on it till he fucks off.
- airey0
how the fuck would we know what birds can and can't see? i'm throwing down the gauntlet. how many conversations have you had with a bird lately? "hey mate, can you see this? no? how 'bout this? yeah, cool. must just be blue then..." fuckoff. i aint having any of it.
