Co-worker annoying habits
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- Josev0
One of the guys I share an office with moves his head up and down quickly to the music he's listening too. When he does this his chair squeaks. I told him this was happening he giggled and said "I know, it's kinda funny, isnt it... squeak, squeak, squeak". I tried oiling the chair over the weekend but it still does it.
- baseline_shift0
My boss wakes up every morning...
WTF annoying!
- My co-workers are all the same. Well by mid day anyway.Carl_Weathers
- dropdown0
This lady in my office walks into my office and counts out change from the coffee kitty on my desk. It sounds like a small thing to lose your shit over, but I swear to Jah if she does it one more fucking time...
- Stugoo0
pm comes up behind me and rubs my shoulders really fucking hard (it hurts man!)
'ok stu what are we doing today, ready for a scrum?' or he also does this and gets annoyed when he sees me not writing code and doing reasearch....
Other one is when a project manager sits down next to me and demands 15 min of your time despite the fact I have really loud music on my (noise cancelling) headphones and am deeply engrossed in a page layout or complex function....
urgh... your disturbing my thoughts... im going to get a ticket machine and a big LED number sign 'now serving 22'
- twokids0
this guy next to me calls his wife and talks baby talk to her about menial things...what are you eating? what time did you want to go? and so on....TAKE A WALK AND USE YOUR CELL PHONE....fucker
- Frosty_spl0
the 60 year old traffic woman who talks over her cube, eats with her mouth open, and is generally annoying and awkward.
the 50 year old bull dyke who tries to be friends with the 20 something gay guy.
The girl production designer who is the gay guy's roomate and talks like a homosexual, with a lisp and everything
the account girl who tries to be funny but is the most annoying person ever
- differenz0
I got this guy that has a deep voice and he is always talking some shit. You know those geek guys who always talk about shit, red dwarf, flight simulators, code and all that. Anyhow, the guy is fat and huge and to all others he's very likeable - people seem to like him because he looks like a bear so in a way they feel sorry for him and instantly they listen to him and they act as if they care.
Problem is he doesn't understand they don't care and he keeps talking and talking. His voice is like a sub-woofer going at full volume across my desk. The other day when he was talking on his cell I told him to shut the fuck up and pay more attention to the rest of the people in the office because he's an annoying fuck bear!
Apparently the rest of the office agreed with me and all looked at him and were all.. "yeah, you could pipe it down there".
Ever since, he's been toned down a bit, thank lord!
I can tolerate mess, feet stench and all that shit.. but I don't like when someone is yapping all day long about nothing!
- nicole_marie0
the receptionist who is rude as shit to clients on the phone, and thinks if she gets LOUDER THEY WILL UNDERSTAND HER BETTER.
also having to listen to her go through the same questions/answers all day long (reminds of the office space lady) who also finds it necessary to call and complain about the general temperature int he office everyday... its too hot, its too humid, its too cold.pm who every time she walks by my desk tries to be sneaky and gives me the stink eye like, "what are you doing, are you working?"
- OSFA0
The tremendously hot intern always discussing with her hot girlfriend about how 'it's ok to bring a guy once in a while' or 'how much they enjoyed him last night'... totally annoying....
- Pics or it didn't happen...ItalianStallion
- Oh god, I HATE this.duckofrubber
- hahahahaaOSFA
- dan53820
we had a bunch of annoying people here. we fired em. Now if we have a problem with each other we have an array of NERF guns and if things get bad Air soft. Seems to solve any annoyance problems.
- robco0
done and done
- dijitaq0
the boss where i use to work would sit down beside every one in the studio and say "how's everything?" every single day. one day when he came in and asked the first person that question we all answered back in unison "fineeeeeee!"
- BattleAxe0
this one guy always comes in here and talks all loud , and it is so quite here you can hear him down the hall, well he always kicks into racist jokes and tries to whisper but it is so obvious , and they just plain out suck, they are not even funny
- josimar0
ok, I'm seeking some advice here as I'm in a quandary whether to say something or bite my tongue!... there's a guy in my office who coughs and hiccups (sometimes together) in a very annoying... i-don't-give-a-fuck-i'm-actually... kinda way every afternoon (after his incessant two bagel home-made lunch). He's wearing headphones while he does it which obviously makes the effect louder as he probably doesn't quite know how loud he is being but it is annoying everybody within 20 metres of him, about 10 folk have commented on this already. Problem is, the guy is a full-on nerd and I think he knows nobody likes him, and he has already spent time away from my workplace due to 'bullying' from staff members!!!! (not me I might add) so he obviously prone to any personal comments... what the fuck can I do to shut the wee prick up?
- scarabin0
oh, i thought of one.
when someone walks by your office and ALWAYS stares into it as they pass, the whole time, often on the way back as well.
hate that shit.
- donmiguesb0
when the guy in the cubicle next to me farts!
I hate that!
- bigtrick0
i just moved into a new cubicle three days ago. today i had grabbed onto the edge of my desk to scoot my office chair closer to the monitor when something flaked off of the bottom of the desk onto my finger. upon closer examination, it appeared to be a *crusted up booger.*
i yelped and wiped my hand frantically on my pants. i then looked under my desk and discovered *a veritable fucking treasure trove of crusty booger wipe-marks.*
god damn. god damn.
- papasmurf820
Co-workers who constantly flag up things they find annoying around the office. Ya know bringing it to everyone else's attention!