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- dashofpower
add on:
There's a cat in the hat...
- ArmandoEstrada0
im gonna beat you with a baseball bat...
- I'll beat that bitch with a bat
I'll beat that bitch with a batukit
- I'll beat that bitch with a bat
- ArmandoEstrada0
i guess no one wants to add to this crap...
- benfal990
that's a fact
- toe_knee0
stu stu stutter rap
- sublocked0
.....you could get with this, or you could get with that
- benfal990
so we are stuck with rhymes that end with "at" or "ap" ?
- Amby0
all this shit shat
- sublocked0
shat?
shit...i'm smackin you wit a brick /
you could get ya face lit - up real quick--ly....yes indeed, proceed to give you what ya need /
a verbal beatdown, around town with underground -aesthetics...so stop all the rhetoric
hella hectic, my style is impetuous......but this aint mike tyson - and i aint bitin /
your ear clear off, on wack emcees i just tee off- someone do 8 more bars...lolsublocked
- are you black? or a white person acting black? just asking, it's like a rap song. very nicedashofpower
- are you ignorant? or just a person on the internet acting that way? cause that's what it seems.sublocked
- ...just asking.sublocked
- zing!ArmandoEstrada
- Peter0
tee off?
listen you teadrinking English chav,
fake tanned with menthol'd fags...
- ArmandoEstrada0
minty fags, sorry i cant go there /
sound like a bunch of drag queens fighting pulling hair...
- ukit0
Your style is weak get a paper and pen
Trying to drop rhymes in the PVNYou post in Chick of the Day but you probably like men
Beats so weak like they produced by Rob Benjamin- +1sublocked
- -1 for not following the prev rhyme on the last word from prev post...ArmandoEstrada
- -1000 for not following my own words...ArmandoEstrada
- Yeah whatever your rhyme sucked compared to mineukit
- locustsloth0
A simmering cesspool, this thread that we're in
Which is barely a whimper compared to the din
Of the bevy of simpering, mind-numbing dreck
That repeatedly bumps to the top of the deck;
The frail house of cards that this forum has built,
We relieve ourselves here without feeling the guilt
Of offenses we've trespassed upon many a soul
Whom have visited here and left with hole
In their hearts, their poor hearts, so yearning to share,
Which we dash upon memes, so sharp, without care.
But where else could the denizens of this world reside
And whom, but ourselves, could hope to abide
By the taunting, cajolement, the mean spirited-ness
It's a home for assholes, no more and no less- i only believe a third of thatlocustsloth
- bringing the spoken word / poetry angle i see.sublocked
- Emo rapukit
- ukit0
Assholes? OK, but that shit was tossed off
What we're dealing with is some weird cross
Between a locust and a slothIt rhymes and moves slowly but I think
That long depressing backpacker emo rap is finally at an end
You are definitely not cool enough that Brad Pitt would want to be your friendArmando Estrada? Why bother
They did a genetic rap test and it says you are not the father
Of hip hop/ Your rap ended up as a joke on Jimmy Fallon
You forgot to check your style and it was stolen by a guy named AllenYou both talk tough but you a weak little bitch
Your rap style is bankrupt like Annie Leibovitz
- locustsloth0
There once was a man from Seattle
Who thought, with rhymes, he could battle
But, you see, here's the thing
His poor rhymes do not swing
And possess all the wit of dead cattleCould he possibly avoid defeat
By watching some Sesame Street?
They could teach him to rhyme
And perhaps, with some time,
Learn the difference 'tween his hands and feetAnd then on some far distant day
He'll have enough courage to say
"It is shameful to boast,
My rhymes are wet toast.
i'm sorry i've acted this way"
- chris_himself0
threads ghey
- ukit0
chris_himself didn't like the thread/
I said/ get a fucking sense of humor/
and who are you/
try making the links on your site work
- chris_himself0
lets eat pork
- lend me a fork.Corvo2
- ukit seams like a dorkchris_himself
- ukit seams like a dork/
said chris_himself/
but he couldn't spellukit - OK, I'll stop, I apologizeukit
- cheers! all in good fun.chris_himself