rhyme time

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  • locustsloth0

    There once was a man from Seattle
    Who thought, with rhymes, he could battle
    But, you see, here's the thing
    His poor rhymes do not swing
    And possess all the wit of dead cattle

    Could he possibly avoid defeat
    By watching some Sesame Street?
    They could teach him to rhyme
    And perhaps, with some time,
    Learn the difference 'tween his hands and feet

    And then on some far distant day
    He'll have enough courage to say
    "It is shameful to boast,
    My rhymes are wet toast.
    i'm sorry i've acted this way"

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