locustsloth
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- juhls
Happy birthday week!
Party this weekend?
- pylon0
Many happy returns sir!
- 7point340
locust parties with the gods.
the recounted tales of deistic debauchery would be far too complex and awe-inspiring for our feeble little minds to handle. the moment he was to attempt to explain even the most minute detail our heads would cave in and our brains would be reduced to useless pudding.
- Mau0
happy birthday mate
- TheBlueOne0
Everytime I read his screen name I read "Locust Cloth" for some reason, even though I know it's wrong...locusts with clothing makes more sense to me than some sort of vile locust sloth beast ...I don't..don't mind me...
- canuck0
happiest birthday ever
- morilla0
Happy B-day, may it be a fine one.
- locustsloth0
Ah thanks all!!!
Birthday was sunday and it was good.
My kids had been planning on making me breakfast (they are 4 and 8 yrs old). So it was no surprise when i woke up Sunday morning to my 8 yr old asking if i wanted orange juice or a different juice. i said OJ and fell back asleep.
Soon after, i was awoken again, this time with a request for assistance with the microwave, as it was too hard for him to get open. So i sleepily slump out of bed, trundle over to the microwave to read that the time is 6am. i kindly let them know i wasn't quite hungry for breakfast yet and that they should watch some cartoons and then maybe it'd be time. Got back in bed, went back to sleep.
Some time later i heard a vague question from my son.
"No that's alright" i say, half-asleep.
"They've already made it for you," says the wife, somewhat grumpily.
i open my eyes to see cereal, OJ, toast and jelly and two sausages on a tray for me. i thanked them heartily and spen the next hour drifting in and out of sleep as i ate the meal,
My wife's grumpiness came from the fact that she awoke and encountered my 8 yr old contemplating using a fork in the toaster. We all decided that next time an adult should be conscious when a child is attempting breakfast.
Other than that it was a mellow day. Funny how the best days can be the ones where you hardly do anything.But anyway, thanks again.
- juhls0
there you are!
- MrDinky0
holla?
- utopian0
happybday
- MrDinky0
HOLLA AT YA BOYYYY!