Chicken or Egg?
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- Projectile0
look. a dino with chicken wings fucked a dino with drumstick legs. Mommy dino laid an egg with a chicken inside.
ANSWER: the egg.
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- set0
This is really simple stuff if we are to believe the pretty solid theory of evolution.
Quite clearly the egg came first otherwise where the hell did the chicken come from?
Natural selection and 'lucky' positive mutations is the name of the game in evolution so the first chicken had to have come from an egg.
Simple simple simple.
- kezza_20
what came first the dinosaur or the egg?
- neverblink0
If the egg is not necessarily of any specific type: Then it could be said that the egg came first, because other animals had been laying eggs long before chickens existed, such as the dinosaurs.
If only an egg that will hatch into a chicken can be considered a chicken egg: Then a re-consideration of the original question suggests: Some animal other than a chicken laid the first chicken egg which contained the first chicken. In this case the chicken egg came before the chicken.
If only an egg laid by a chicken can be considered a chicken egg: Then a re-consideration of the original question suggests: The first chicken (which hatched from a non-chicken egg) laid the first chicken egg. In this case the chicken came before the chicken egg.
- an egg laid by a chicken might be better labelled a 'chicken's egg'. The 'chicken egg' still came first.ribit
- pizzafire0
god i'm hungry ... going to get some chicken
- randommail0
WTF.
Don't you all know, God made the chicken first!
- sigg0
who fuckin cares. lets eat some omelets!
- sikma0
eggs. they were around much earlier than chickens.
- dibec0
the end. lol.
- ukit0
Actually people act like this is unanswerable but it's easy. Chicken.
- akrokdesign0
both!
- __TM0
the egg precedes the chicken by millions of years.
Glad that's settled.
- ribit0
While we are at it, can we finally sort out why it crossed the road?
- ukit0
The question is based on the idea that there always needed to be another chicken to have the egg and vice versa.
But assuming you believe evolution the first chicken, must have been born from a bird that was very similar to a chicken, but not exactly similar.
So, the chicken came first.
Or wait, maybe that means the egg.
I'm confused now : (
- __TM0