Become a Photographer
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So I keep buying really expensive gear yet my pictures are shit.
What stuff do I need to buy to take awesome amazing pictures?
- ukit0
Talent?
- hellrod0
talent
- crayz0
TROLL?!
- sikma0
lol - I've trying to find this out with no luck for last ten years.
- zarkonite0
just outsource it to India.
- ********0
talent, where do I buy that?
- home depot, i just some on holdsikma
- The one by terminal?********
- troll********
- crayz0
Here , i'll sell you what you need. Email me.
- ********0
How much?
- hellrod0
Do you want to buy normal talent, everyday talent or "Rockstar" talent?
- janne760
you can buy talent from indians. look at walmart new mexico. plenty of indians..
- ********0
I think I will start with normal and upgrade later. Can I upgrade later?
- Depends on the hardware. iTalent or MacTalentPro?hellrod
- ukit0
Let me break it down:
1. Make default rainbow gradient layer.
2. Set layer to overlay on top of a space picture.
- janne760
3. type "FUCKING LOL" on it
- You're going to need some sort of cube or maybe a hexagonTheBlueOne
- LOLHEXAGON!!!!janne76
- ********0
No I dont want to be an interactive designer.
- it is not interactive until you put a button on it!!!janne76
- So, you want to be static, like say, I dunno, a crane operator of some sort?TheBlueOne
- ukit0
4. Convert to grayscale
- SteveJobs0
get an assistant with pathetically better natural skills. have them set up your shots and lighting and you press the shutter button and take all the credit.
- ********0
^ that is brilliant.
Anyone want to do assisting for me?
- ********0
gritty. street. grit. real. grain. noise. danger
- I cant find that here.********
- i eat grit for breakfastjanne76
- http://img193.images…janne76
- that. was funny.version3
- I cant find that here.
- danthon0
how long have you been shooting?