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- Nairn0
"Gift horses inadvertently look into each others' mouths"
- Jnr_Madison0
"what's with the long face?"
- cannonball19780
"Is this your hair? How many times have I asked you not to leave it in the shower drain?"
- Jnr_Madison0
"yeah, the guy died"
- A working knowledge of horse porn is needed to get this.Jnr_Madison
- I started to watch a documentary called "Zoo" ...i turned it off in about 5 minutes. I get it.tasty
- harlequino0
"...and I told that asshole that a 'Scarf & Bowtie' theme was stupid, but did he listen? NoooOOOOoooo!"
- tasty0
"and then you lean in and wait...
- cannonball19780
"There. You glad we cut you down from there? Now let's get the hell out of this glue factory."
- harlequino0
"See her over there? Don't turn around! Don't turn around! Use your peripheral visions. Yeah her. I hear she 'does'* horses."
*air quotes with hooves
- cannonball19780
"Ed! OMG wait. I can see all the way through your nostril. Is that normal?
- Jnr_Madison0
"My fucking shoes are killing me"
- dog_stairs0
"then I told Sarah Jessica Parker...."
- Nairn0
"You've had your muzzle in the trough bag again, haven't you? Charlie's burned a hole right through your nostrils, you silly ass"
- cannonball19780
"Fix your tie? Bitch look at these hooves"
- cannonball19780
"Whoa whoa. Where's your invitation? You can't just trot on into Shadowfax's birthday party. This shit's private."
- chris_himself0
"Who's is this!"
- Jnr_Madison0
"OMFFF. SUIT YOU SIRE!!!"
- tasty0
"Stop, Hammer Time."
- cannonball19780
"Whoah. No way! This Wax museum is crazy."
- chris_himself0
"your my mane problem"