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- fooler2
Who here has had to take a drug screening to get a job?
- jaylarson0
me
- fooler20
were you worried?
- yeah. I smoked grass four days prior. i passed though. don't do it much and i diluted my piss and they didn't retestjaylarson
- "diluted my piss " how? by drinking lots or by actually pouring water into the cupfooler2
- i drank over 2 liters before my test and was able to piss 3-4 times before taking it that dayjaylarson
- Jackson_Polyp0
Me.
- mikotondria30
Not me.
I think it's entirely an unethical thing to do to ask someone if they have committed a criminal act, then go ahead and just determine if they have or not for the sake of having them work for you.
Why is it drug offences that they particularly want to examine, and not some other area of the law ? Why not take a dna swap and run it against evidence of unsolved rapes or burglaries ? While you're at it why not audit my taxes, or compare my license plate against red camera violations - actually just stand there - and - ! - thank you, just comparing this picture of your face against the cia's most wanted 100000 people to check that you- and I know you said you hadn't - haven't committed any other serious crimes - and while we're at it, yes, please bring in receipts for everything you've ever owned to assure us you're not a thief.
Well, good news - you've passed all our tests, welcome to your new job. Hats are over there, next to the fryer.- you're a little more paranoid than mefooler2
- I haven't done any drugs for 10 years.mikotondria3
- Spoken like a true champion of recreational drug use.blaw
- fooler20
I have to take one on or after July 6th. I haven't been a chronic smoker for over 10 years but I did have a hit off of a dugout on the golf course last week. I may or may not have inhaled it though.
Think I will be ok?
- Jackson_Polyp0
Work out. Drink a lot of water and cranberry juice the night before. Have a friend of the same sex go in a piss for you. You will feel great because you worked out, are hydrated, and you passed a drug test.
- jaylarson0
water and juice are myths. your best bets are exercising a much, and eating a bunch of fiber. thc is fat-soluble and will come out more if you shit a bunch and fiber also helps absorb fat. you should be fine, be start exercising now.
- be = but. if you don't smoke everyday, usually it's outta yr system in 2-3 weeks.jaylarson
- monoboy0
I failed a drug test once. Boss offered me a line, I said no.
- visionary0
how do you beat a test for nicotine?
- visionary0
I know it's not against the law, but it may be against an employers law
- boobs0
Why in the world would you want to work for the kind of douches that would make you take a drug test? Just say "no" to workplace Nazism!
- jaylarson0
time to go push my luck. wish me both luck!
- bliznutty0
i would never work somewhere that required me to take a drug test, that would be like punishing myself. i have however had to drug tests for probation and i took them seriously yes, wouldn't you?
- fooler20
So all week I've been drinking tons of water and juice, taking vitamins and niacin even bought a 2 day body cleans at GNC. Even worked out a few times and stopped drinking alcohol and eating fatty foods.
Today I go to fill out all my HR paper work and take a piss test still a little nervous about might slip up about 2 weeks ago and the HR lady says...
"Lucky you. Starting July 1st our company no longer requires a pre employment drug screening, which is totally cool"
I tried to say it wouldn't be a problem with a straight face but I had that shit eating grin that I had just beat the system.
- fiver0
congratulations. drug tests are bullshit. eat as many drugs as possible this weekend.
- BattleAxe0
- It uses papyrus. It's gotta be safe.d_rek
- lol, papyrussteven_segal
- scarabin0
they gave me one just to make sure i was smoking pot
it's a requisite, innit?
- neue75_bold0
coincidentally, I posted my concern about this in another thread today, but I have to take one in about two weeks for a visa application, well, it's not an explicit "drug test" but they are doing blood work and urine samples... anywho, I'm just staying away from the gak and week for the next bit and drink as much water as humanly possible and hope for the best...