your last fist fight
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- Rand0
some bitch told me I didn't kern a logo properly and I retaliated by reformatting his left justified text to ragged right
- bwahahaha..neue75_bold
- hahahahahaha you are one tough bastardkelpie
- that made me spit up my coffee.mayo
- epikore0
This is me when I was a kid, I guess it could go under QBN mugs
- which one?WhiteFace
- the underdogepikore
- it's my wrists that I worry about..neue75_bold
- neue75_bold0
I don't like the idea of ruining my moneymakers...
- being a professional hand job artist and all...neue75_bold
- rough hands add frictionkelpie
- it's my wrists that I worry about..neue75_bold
- chossy0
In a pub called negotiants about ten years ago the pub is now called something else, a bunch of guys knew someone I was with and they all piled into us we fought for a bit then the bouncers sprayed us with pepper spray :''''(.
- Nairn0
I got in a push fight the other day, after a frenchman threw a cat across my kitchen. I pushed him through a fridge door, he pushed back me back across the kitchen. It wasn't going to go anywhere after that, so we finished up by shouting at each other quite a lot, then going out to have a cup of tea in the sun.
- epikore0
I think it's a scary situation when you're a adult. You're taking a greater risk with chances of permanent damage as adults are stronger than kids.
- connector-Y0
I could use a fight, could be fun..must be the testosterone distorting my thinking as it does with all men on a daily basis.
- Rand0
don't fistfights chip your black nail polish?
- mistermik0
fought a British gladiator and tony slattery
- noRGB0
Long time ago in high school, we had this school-to-school rivalry with this other school in our county. Our soccer team consistently raped theirs, and they always liked to turn clean games into fights, which we consistently beat their asses in as well.
One weekend, they actually beat us. They had a big keg party at some jock's parents' house on a Saturday night. Me and five of my friends unknowingly ended up at the same party. Started out very cool, "great game as always, guys", then this one fucker comes up to my pal Truck (yup, that's his nickname for a reason..he's a big, tall, quiet type who played goalie), and says, "You Maury bitches are a bunch of shin-kicking faggots." Bad move. Two of my friends started the whole "let's be gay and push each other around for five minutes" routine. The other four of us were like, "Fuck this, there's like 100 of them, let's go." Truck is not having that. He walks away casually, says "Fuck this shit," and walks directly to the keg. We're like, cool, this is over, just calm Truck down. We go over to the keg, to I guess just get beers and carry on with the party. Apparently, Truck saw the keg as a weapon, not a beer dispenser. He picks up the keg, and we've already realized what he's about to do. He hauls the thing over his head, and charges back to the dude who was talking shit. I guess when he friends screamed, "Yo watch out!" it didn't register, as he swiftly caught a massive blow to the head from a keg. Fight breaks out, the four of us who didn't wanna get involved are like, "Look, this is stupid, let's just go." We walk inside, say goodbye to a couple of people, let them know a fight is going on in the backyard, and head out front to our cars.
When we get to the car, Truck is somehow already there, sitting Indian-style on the hood with his shirt ripped to shreds, and blood all over his face and upper-body like some Last of the Mohicans shit. He goes, "They called the cops, I think I killed like three of them."
Truck is still in jail to this day for attempted murder or some shit.
Moral of the story: Soccer is srs bizness, and don't fuck with goalies.
- jail time isn't worth it.epikore
- Yah, that's why the rest of us walked away. Truck was a crazy fuckin dude.noRGB
- Didn't the name "Truck" kinda give that away?TheBlueOne
- how long is he doing time?epikore
- He was in juvie for a year previous to being 18. Then he was in lock-up for a year, now hes back for something else.noRGB
- man. You've got a friend named "truck". You shoulda known.dan5382
- benfal990
i killed a guy once...
crazy what a punch in the face can do eh! hehe :)
- WhiteFace0
I was happily talking to this Australian chap in Thailand a couple of years ago when he suddenly SLAPPED me round the face - really hard, claiming it was a new "fun" thing and I should pass it on?! As retaliation I punched him in the face as hard as i could. he ran off saying that's not the game & he was getting his friends on me???
I'd forgotten all about it until I saw my friend Bungle (who had very similar hair to me) get knocked out by a crazy Thai giant, he even kneed him in the head on the way down then ran off! he was out cold for nearly 10 minutes - longest 10 minutes of my life i thought the fucker had killed him.
- jpaw610
About a year and a half ago was my last fight. Hopefully my last fight in my adult life.
I worked in a bar all through school and still make a sweet second income bartending one night a week. So it's really slow in there for a friday night and we cut most of our doorstaff (bouncers). It picks up a bit and then out of nowhere a fight breaks out.
Our two doormen were having a hard time separating everyone because pretty much everyone was fighting, a waitress that yelled that they needed help so I went over there and just started bringing people outside.
I get the last guy outside, he say's "I'm cool." Working in bars, the word's I'm cool pretty much mean he's going to turn around and punch you in the face. I still let him go, which was a dumb move on my part.
He turns around, punches me. Is surprised that it doesn't really phase me. I'm not like an action hero or something, but it does really take a lot to knock me down. (Former wrestler, football player, and boxer. But on that subject, please don't judge me because I really don't think I am some sort of badass, just the sports I enjoyed. I really, really hate fighting and I hate people who pick fights. I just give you this example so you have a context as to why I can take punishment.)
Now my brain shuts off and I go after him. Six of his friends end up piling on. The guy who punched me ends up receiving the brunt of my anger. As well as a friend of his who probably weights 150lbs soaking wet. That guy only needed one punch and he was out cold.
Unfortunately, trying to fight the other 4 guys got me in trouble. My face was swollen for a week, and my mouth was cut up bad. I think at some point I was close to being unconsious. I had to be drug in by my manager and our barback.
People think fighting is cool. The customers all were telling me how badass they thought I was. I just think it's stupid and I hope that if the other people who were in the fight could do it again, they would probably just walk away. That's what I should have done when the guy punched me. Even if you "win" the fight, you are still changed, and not really for the better. (Really only applies to bar fights.) I am usually embarrassed for what I have done for the next week or so.
- Rand0
I slapped Christine Keeler with the back of my hand
- epikore0
Junior High, I was playing ball and threw a ball to some kid's face. He ran at me swinging. I dodged all of this throws, and then slapped him in the face. After that he ran away.
In high school, some kid who was taller and bigger than me was teasing me. I started walking up to me, I got ready and threw him to the ground.
4th grade, I called some kid out for cheating, and he beat me up. I didn't fight back which I regretted.
- TheBlueOne0
Fist fights are dumb. One should never engage in fist fights because they are ultimately ego pissing contests and not worth the candle. Fist fights are about hierarchy and ego and not worth the legal trouble and attendant medical costs. If one is actually fighting to protect life, limb or liberty fighting should involve biting, tearing ears and noses off faces, hair-pulling to head control, testicle twisting, etc. Fists? Not so much.
- Projectile0
Caught a mugger a few years ago in Cape Twon on new years eve. Jumped outta my mate's car and sprinted after him. he dropped the girls bag but i carried on after him, caught him and walloped him a few times.. but not enough to hurt him, just enough to freak him out a bit. that's the closest i've been to a proper fight.
- epikore0
Look at these kids fight, it's less serious when your a kid. More lethal as an adult
- Perfect example of an ego fight. Even adults do the exact same shit.TheBlueOne
- Always look like they're going to kiss before a fight -- like when they stand face to faceitsmitch
- ..by exact same shit I meant body language and posturingTheBlueOne
- It's challenge, test, pretend to disengage, launch attack...standard human behaviorTheBlueOne
- If you know the process you know to throat punch the guy when he goes nose to nose with youTheBlueOne