Horoscopes
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- epikore
Anyone here believe in horoscopes? I didn't believe it at first but the description is pretty accurate about me.
General character:
Scorpio (the scorpion) is intense and powerful. Although you appear controlled and calm, you are emotional and energetic. Scorpios often have strong and penetrating eyes. They seem fun to be with socially, but some seem self-involved and withdrawn. You can recognize your special qualities and it requires self-control to prevent you from using them for bad reasons. In relationships, you can be passionate and overwhelming. You are also very sensitive and take almost every comment to heart. You discard friends when they start to bore you.Romantic character:
The opposite sex holds a fair deal of attraction to you but you should be careful in your dealings with them as you usually end up in unpleasant situations, because of the zeal and determination with which you tackle relationships with the opposite sex. Be friendly by all means, but treat the person like one treats a rose. Enjoy its glory, but do not crush its petals. You will find more satisfaction. You cannot be faithful for too long and this will not only destroy your reputation, but also remain a painful memory all your life.
- e-pill0
SCORPIO HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!
:)
- juhls0
Same.
- Nairn0
*triggers cobalt bomb*
- Just googled that. interesting. very interesting.shitehawke
- zenmasterfoo0
how you doing with that opposite sex thing?
- mistermik0
it is really only a female converation
- e-pill0
if i see my horoscope i read it, it doesnt govern me but i like to see what it may say about my day...
- epikore0
"You cannot be faithful for too long and this will not only destroy your reputation, but also remain a painful memory all your life."
Ok, this part bothers me
- digdre0
what does it say about Leo/Lion
- Yes, please. Because it really is all about us.TheBlueOne
- TheBlueOne0
Leo here. Boss of them all.
- SUCK IT LEOjuhls
- calm down you... you-not-leo you!digdre
- Your pitiful words bounce off my resplendent maneTheBlueOne
- LION TO THE RESCUEdigdre
- leo's are always spun outCGN
- shitehawke0
Ok to prove how shit these things are, I am a Libra, supposedly balanced and extrovert and that type of shit. Clearly bullshit.
- I am too. Actually it's pretty spot on. Consider it all in a larger picture.zenmasterfoo
- You are when you speak to the girls....juhls
- barbara0
doesn't it also work in combo with your rising sign? i dunno, i'm just a soft cancer. *sigh
- blaw0
"Now that the Dogstar is in Uranus you will find you have an insatiable desire for peanut butter."
- epikore0
Horoscopes are the work of Satan!
- I work for Satan. Duties largely ceremonial. Good health coverage though.TheBlueOne
- Satan employs Google, Microsoft, IBM, Honda and other geeky places that know too muchPupsipu
- juhls0
Aries - head, brain, eyes, face and muscles.
Taurus - neck, throat, thyroid gland, larynx, chin, lower jaw, ears, tongue, vocal chords, jugular vein and tonsils.
Gemini - hands, fingers, arms, shoulders, upper ribs, lungs, bronchial tracts, trachea, thymus gland, nerves and nervous system.
Cancer - breasts, breastbone, stomach, digestive system, lower ribs, womb and pancreas.
Leo - heart, upper back, spine, spleen and the aorta.
Virgo - sympathetic nervous system and the lower digestive tract.
Libra - lower back (lumbar region), kidneys and adrenal glands.
Scorpio - genitals, bladder, cervix, urinary tract and prostate gland.
Sagittarius - liver, hips, thighs, pelvis and the femur.
Capricorn - bones (skeletal structure), joints, knees and teeth.
Aquarius - circulatory system, ankles, Achilles heal, calves and shins.
Pisces - feet and the immune system.
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HAHAHA, "heart" for Leos, hahahaha
- are these the organs that stand most chance of failing?lukus_W
- lol, nope. It's what they rule over or something.
Check out cancer.juhls - Oh, you're a Scorpio too. I find this verrry, verrry interesting.juhls
- And who's the heart? Leo. We got heart baby. Heart. Without that you got nothing!TheBlueOne
- Oh, really. Would you want to live without your genitals? Huh? Huh?
Didn't think so.juhls - we CAN live without geni...
you CAN4T live without a fucking sweet heart!!! :Ddigdre - Just try living without ankles!
Oh, um... yeah.blaw
- jaylarson0
ep: that horoscope could be seen as all of us with those blanket statements. Look at the Forer effect: http://www.skepdic.com/forer.htm…
- flavorful0
^ Boosh.
I do like reading them though. Usually after the day is over to see if they came anywhere close in the least. Which since they are usually so broad and vague, at least one thing can usually be read into.
Try living without sympathetic nervous system. You will have no idea what to do in terms of fight or flight!! And guess what? You wouldn't be able to shit yourself as a third option either, because WE RUN THE LOWER DIGESTIVE TRACT!!!
- CyBrain0
It's a fact that astrology is completely false. As you move farther from an object, the gravitational force it has on you is inversely proportional. That means a building across the street from you has more force on you than any other planet. Therefore, the position of the planets and moons cannot have any affect on your life, your personality now, or when you were born. It's just that simple.
- digdre0
one day the world will end and only Leo's will survive.