Make-Up Artistry
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If you could be anything character what would it be...?
- iCanHazQBN0
Stranger: Hi
You: hello
You: we finally meet
Stranger: Indeed. My arch nemesis.
You: ive been waiting for this day all my life
Stranger: Ass pirate of the blue lagoon, you will never defeat me!
You: oh. no. you. didn't.
You: *bends over*
You: either you shaft it, or i drop a deuce on you
You: pick one.
You: 5
You: 4
Stranger: Never! For my lady will never lve you hairy bunghole!
You: 3
You: 2
You: 1
You: woooooooshshshshhrghgrgrgrgrgrgr
Stranger: D: ABANDON SHIP
You: *draws sword*
Stranger: :draws battle axe:
You: oh god! this is permanent marker! im so sorry!
Stranger: even better
You: paper swords cut deep
You: but your words... cut much deeper
Stranger: But i loved you
Stranger: you were my romeo
You: if you did love me.. you would've shafted my arse!
You: wiggles butt*
Stranger: but i do not want the herpes!
Stranger: *herpes!
You: *throws up from seasickness*...... come here lover
Stranger: mm
Stranger: Do it on me
You: ooh, natural lube
Stranger: YES!
You: *grabs paper sword and papercuts your neck
You: aha!
You: ive got you
Stranger: i will never forget you
You: *runs
Stranger: goodbye my sweet prince
Stranger: you were too good to me
Your conversational partner has disconnected.- that bitch from pirates of the caribbean. just hand me the eyeliner FFS.iCanHazQBN
- this reminds me of a game of scrabble with emu or cosmoPonyBoy