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- Corvo2
She's beautiful.
How will I approach her? Well well well, that I do not know yet.
- Point50
she's got a boyfriend.
- d_rek0
She has a psycho ex.
- Corvo20
I was hoping for a great, universal thread. Shit ends right now.
- Corvo20
I hopes...
- Peter0
in response to your initial inquiry: pouncing, from behind
- d_rek0
Just jerk off to her instead. You'll feel better about yourself in the end.
- Point50
“She wears drawz... with dick holes in em”
- iCanHazQBN0
jab her with your winky
- version30
d_rek speaks wisdom, 9 times out of 10 you don't want to call a girl after you fap, if you fap and still want to hang out with her, by all means man up and offer her a walk and some ice cream
- Corvo20
^ I actually try to look for the person, but most of the time it feels like the wrong sort of topography.
- version30
Corvo, I'm all for you wanting a meaningful real relationship with someone, if you really like someone and sex doesn't come to mind even a little, then WTF are you on about? Why be attracted but not proud of this physical lust you feel toward someone? man i love the tingles, and she does too... she wonders if you'll touch her, when you'll go in for the kiss, text when you shouldn't (she wont reply but she'll smile) etc. Girls want all this too. there is no romance without the risk of it between you both (if you're only thinking about your side, you're already being selfish)
i only suggest "the fap" because it helps get the nerves out and your brain thinking normally again, last thing you need to do is acting like you don't want to sex her because all of a sudden the idea pops in your mind in the middle of dinner, then you stammer, turn shy, and the night ends early
and I quote... from a girl i expressed feelings for way back when (without being creepy, just myself and honest)
"It's nice to know that there are at least some men out there that have the balls to say such things in such very casual ways"
Trust me man, being yourself and open without building yourself up will set you so far apart from the normal douches that hit on her that it's bound to succeed
beside being yourself is easier come rejection time, that way you're not telling yourself "Why didn't i just be myself"
now get to fapping boy!
- kgvs720
Just tell her.
- sublocked0
bro, i don't know how to break this to you - but i gave her the clap. she's tainted. move along.
- locustsloth0
i know something about love. You gotta want it bad. If that girl's got into your blood, go out and get her.
If you want her to be the very heart of you, make you want to breathe, here's the thing to do:
Tell her that you're never gonna leave her
Tell her that you're always gonna love her
Tell her, tell her, tell her
Tell her right now- Kenny Loggins!version3
- Nope, The Exciterslocustsloth
- sweet, i learned somethingversion3
- SteveJobs0
a quick head nod up, smug smile, two finger pistols cocked and bring the arms back for a hair slick back. reeaaal smoooove.
- akrokdesign0
just ask her out.
- how about some lunch.
- take her to the movies.good luck.
- airey0
most of all, remember that we all think you're a tool and are destined for abject failure. (keep that little nugget of joy in the back of your mind grapes at all times).
- raf0
Show your interest. Then act indifferent.