texts from last night
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- version30
(805): As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
- CALLES0
(972): Hey man sorry I got all grabby
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- version30
(504): dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
(985): doesn't he have a girlfriend???
(504): yeah...who do you think woke us up...
- CALLES0
(901): I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
(813): sounds like you understand them just fine
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- CALLES0
(301): I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
(703): Ew, did you brush them again?
(301): Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
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- CALLES0
(817): Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
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- Jnr_Madison0
I just submitted one.
- yours?
(571): shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
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- yours?
- version30
(202): it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
- version30
(212): This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
- version30
(773): I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
(1-773): Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
- 7point340
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
- chossy0
A text I sent my pal Nathan once when I was younger, he said it was the best text he has ever recieved as he had just had the worst day ever.
'Hey Nathan I have just had sex and it lasted exactly three seconds :D HEALTHY!!!!!'
- iheartgraphics0
LOVE THIS.. thanks for sharing.
- CALLES0
(512): 3.50 mugs at the bar.
(1-512): Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
(512): How ugly, and does she have friends?
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- kafkaesque0
(214): dude. I'm so drunk.
(972): pete, this is bryce's mom
(214): I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
(972): pete, this is still bryce's mom
- braaad0
(815): Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
(630): It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
- braaad0
(818): On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
- braaad0
(201): he wasnt completely random
(914): you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
(201): i get things done.