Star Wars Reboot
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- vaxorcist0
just give the cast cameras and a backpack full of powerbars and leave them in the woods alone for a week..
- shitehawke0
Jean-Pierre Jeunet to Direct.
Vincent Cassel as Vader
Sean Connery as Obi Wan- You musht uzh the Forshe, Luke. You bashtard.harlequino
- you're the jedi now, dog!Greedo
- Hahaha!!TheBlueOne
- Greedo0
let h.r. giger design all the spaceships
- yes.shitehawke
- No, actually, be better to do it as they did in alien. Giger designed the 'alien' vessels and Mobius did the human tech.shitehawke
- I think it was mobius.shitehawke
- yeah, HR did all the alien stuff********
- dibec0
Amy Winehouse as the Sith Lord
- Darth BlottoGreedo
- No, she's the Dark Side of the Force.TheBlueOne
- she could play the sarlaac pitGreedo
- lol.dibec
- fucking kill it before it breeds.shitehawke
- Greedo0
jason statham should be boba, he's to aggressively assholish to be han.
- rockwell or downey would rock han7point34
- hmm, you might be on to something there.shitehawke
- You need a bit of that cynical, roguish nature...Downey for sure...or Charlie SheenTheBlueOne
- Sheen be a bit too light though...TheBlueOne
- sheen's too old and out of it to pull off han these days, i find rockwell creepy, downy would be greatGreedo
- Now that you mention it, Statham has the perfect Boba voice.BRNK
- harlequino0
the John Waters Star Wars:
Patty Hearst, playing Han Solo, goes mad with rage, and takes out a whole garrison of storm troopers for wearing white after Labor Day.
*note: a resurrected Divine would play Vader.
- TheBlueOne0
Ice Cube as Han Solo.
"Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting motherfucking crops, boy."
- shitehawke0
The Eddie Murphy Star Wars
Eddie Murphy, playing Eddie Murphy goes mad with rage, and takes on a whole garrison of storm troopers (played by Eddie Murphy) in a case of hilarious mistaken identity. Fart and fat jokes about. Hilarity doe not ensue.
- harlequino0
Steve Buscemi as the barkeep in the Cantina in Mos Eisley.
"Hey - we don't serve their kind here."
- Greedo0
Anthony Hopkins as Grand Moff Tarkin
- TheBlueOne0
The Gordon Ramsey Star Wars
"Oh my god, you call this a Death Star? What is this, under here? Is this a bunch of fucking radiation control rods? Here, in this elevator terminal? My god, I rode on that elevator? I rode on that goddamn elevator!! You're trying to poison me you fucking Jedi reject! And you, you fucking moppet, what are you supposed to be? A stormtrooper? You can't even shoot goddamn straight! You couldn't even shoot that fucking wookie!! A wookie!! The thing couldn't be any fucking bigger..and it had leg irons on! Fucking leg irons!! Fucking hell, you're a disgrace! A fucking disgrace to the Empire! Out!! OUT! All of you, off this fucking death star! No! Move it you fucking bastards! Come back in the morning and my team will have redone this Death Star right and we'll start again, shall we...for godsakes, you are all fucking pathetic..."
- 7point340
michael moore as jabba
- 7point340
i would be amused to see maynard james keenan in a role. maybe obiwan, maybe as obscure as one of the officers vader kills
- definitely on the dark side.********
- i like to see him play obi-wan in a tweed suit7point34
- but he is a little short to be a stormtrooper.********
- he could be a lobotlocustsloth
- definitely on the dark side.
- harlequino0
In the previously-cut, but now restored scene at the end where Luke reunites with Biggs, recast Shia Lebeouf as Biggs.
And then cut the scene again.- I can get onboard with this.TheBlueOne
- that kid kind of gets on my nerves. I don't know why.********
- he gets on everyone's nerves. it's not just you7point34
- 7point340
peter stormare as obi wan or the emperor
- 7point340
adam duritz as chewy
- SteveJobs0
honestly, i'd hire a bunch of no-names. maybe some rising broadway stars, i'm just so sick of seeing the same fucking actors taking on every big production title that comes out.
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