Star Wars Reboot
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- TheBlueOne0
The Gordon Ramsey Star Wars
"Oh my god, you call this a Death Star? What is this, under here? Is this a bunch of fucking radiation control rods? Here, in this elevator terminal? My god, I rode on that elevator? I rode on that goddamn elevator!! You're trying to poison me you fucking Jedi reject! And you, you fucking moppet, what are you supposed to be? A stormtrooper? You can't even shoot goddamn straight! You couldn't even shoot that fucking wookie!! A wookie!! The thing couldn't be any fucking bigger..and it had leg irons on! Fucking leg irons!! Fucking hell, you're a disgrace! A fucking disgrace to the Empire! Out!! OUT! All of you, off this fucking death star! No! Move it you fucking bastards! Come back in the morning and my team will have redone this Death Star right and we'll start again, shall we...for godsakes, you are all fucking pathetic..."