Hipster Grifter
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- instrmntl0
wow, awesome story. she seems crazy.
- EKUL0
- do not want.Jnr_Madison
- Not a fan of the nipples...TheBlueOne
- torn back********
- those are man boobssteriods
- ********0
where'd the nudie pics come from?
- ********0
milk's gone bad
- iCanHazQBN0
1. It is a really obscure number and you have probably never heard of it. (or, some obscure number you’ve never heard of.)
2. Who cares? The light bulb was better before it changed.
3. At least 5 to scrape enough change together to buy the light bulb in the first place.
4. However many Pitchfork says it takes to change a light bulb
5. Who cares? it’ll just be another tired rehashing of the way Lou Reed changes light bulbs.
6. Only 3 when they did it at the black cat, but this time through town it took 9 for some reason.
7. Nobody changes lightbulbs since they signed with that major label.
8. Two. One to change it in an ironic fashion and one to get it.
9. Who can tell through these fake hornrims and manicured scruff?
10. *sigh* I have this joke on vinyl.
11. (Snotily) You mean you don’t knooooow?- How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?iCanHazQBN
- EKUL0
- nice!********
- I bet Hollywood would by thisfooler2
- That is all covered in awesomesauce.TheBlueOne
- nice!
- inhaler970
Grifter Caught In Philly.. heres the article.
http://www.citypaper.net/blogs/c…
Kari Ferrell lies. She has lied about having cancer. She has lied about booking for Golden Voice. It's been reported that she called the Philadelphia Police Department to turn herself in. I don't know where that story originated, but that's a lie, too. How do I know? I've been setting her up for the last few weeks. I had her arrested. Here's how, sans bloviation (mostly).
Kari approached my band at a show we played in Brooklyn last December. She told us several of her now-familiar lies, and over the winter stayed at my house for days at a time, sometimes bringing a friend along. My roommates once took her to Pennsylvania Hospital after she said she coughed up blood. I felt bad for not visiting.
- TheBlueOne0
The Hero:
Thanks, Hipster of Justice. No more crazy stories or naked pics thanks to your justice seeking ways. Hope you are proud of yourself.
- PS: Your t-shirt is nearly as gay as a deep v neck.TheBlueOne
- And nice gay lens flareTheBlueOne
- fooler20
what a narc, that guy thinks he's the hipster Dog the Bounty Hunter.
What exactly did this chick do besides lie, cheat and be a slut. I've know lots a girls like that in my life.
- There actually might be a show in this idea to pitch to Bravo though. The Hipster SnitchTheBlueOne
- Some of the fun girls I've known have been cheap, thieving, crazy sluts..TheBlueOne
