A billion dollar product
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- SteveJobs
received this in my mailbox:
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A billion dollar PRODUCT (PLEASE READ)Body:
Hello Mr. Steve,This is xxxxxx xxxxxx from California State University, Chico. I am currently doing my Masters in Business Administration with a specialisation in Management Information Systems (MIS) and shall be graduating in may 2009. I am an Indian national.
Without further ado I would like to put forth a product idea which came across my mind while I was cooking food. Yes! while cooking some nice spicy Indian food. Here it is:
* Lets build upon MAC BOOK AIR since it is way too thin
* Lets give it two processors and two keyboards on either sides of the screen
* Lets keep common LCD hardware but screens on both the sides
* This book will be more of a briefcase which closes and has a handle above to carry for office (like the orthodox old ways of carrying leather briefcases)
* Target market = diads (2 people working together on assignments)
* We can further permeate the concept of diads in work environments (Which will be the Apple way)
* NAME OF THE PRODUCT WILL BE "APPLE COUPLE" this name is too catchy ...will work for sure!!
* We can also spread the word of love. Like couples would buy one briefcase for themselves. Girls could prefer pink. So pink will be a driving force for the couple. It will somehow tie a knot between couples. And could get the US divorce rate down. I see a cause too with this. Apple could go big. Could bring a change in this entire nation and the world too." For current and the future professionals who want to change their laptop dependent 24 by 7 work ethic into a standard 9 to 5, the 'APPLE COUPLE' is a remarkable mac briefcase; it combines all the features of a usual laptop with added benefits of enhancing team meetings, couple meetings, diads especially and building love culture the Apple way, garnished with sleek and aesthetic design, at a price which makes it the most cost effective briefcase in the business."
Hope this works. Thank you for your patience.
Regards,
xxxx xxxxxxxx
- harlequino0
What did all that even mean, Mr. Steve?
- sikma0
it's called spam. put it in your spam folder.
oh, and welcome to the internet.
- dbloc0
- soooo fuckin' true.TheBlueOne
- what a slutscarabin_net
- control your dick.
control your destiny.winnie_the_shit
- ********0
lets do it
- TheBlueOne0
You know what's a million dollar product? Carbonated milk.
- YES!!!!!********
- Wait...********
- BACONATED MILK!!!********
- Now you have something...TheBlueOne
- That will go the way of Cinnamonized-ButterWrappedInBooks
- YES!!!!!
- ********0
This guy is lying. He was not cooking delicious indian food at all, he was playing battleships with his wife...
- hahaha
i thought the same thingGucci - Battleship was my first thought...didn't make me feel closer to the person I was looking at.WrappedInBooks
- i loove battleshipwinnie_the_shit
- hahaha
- SteveJobs0
I don't care about the billions, but just the thought that Apple could go big and could bring a change in this entire nation and the world too.
That's fucking epic.
- ross0
invest.
do it now.
who can i buy stocks from?
- ********0
Uhhhhh, how about a billion dollar fail...
- version30
are we rich yet?