shitty retirement gifts
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- imnotadesigner
aaaaand go...
- _me_0
fuck all.
- airey0
a heart attack when you get home early - as it's your last day - and discover your boss has been nailing your wife for the last 10 years.
- monNom0
fake rolex
- platted in Gold-esque(tm)monNom
- canal street special?imnotadesigner
- utopian0
3 rolls of toilet paper
- airey0
rectal tearing from an office gang-raping.
- e-pill0
a swift kick in the nards...
- airey0
venereal warts from the office secretary who you discover sometime after the farewell dinner is actually a post-op. explains why she wanted it in the rear. doesn't explain why you keep seeing 'her'. just stop it, it'll end in tears.
- ArsenicPants0
a piece of shit
that's a shitty gift any time of the day
- BuddhaHat0
a swingline stapler; for the man who staples a lot in his retirement.
- Amicus0
I love the retirement/redundancy/christmas gift kick in the pants, here's your pink slip, gift from an ex boss of mine, who I sincerely wish is also an ex human.