i've just wasted 4 hours on Omegle
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- bebelabree0
You: Hi!
Stranger: Hi, here is your captain speaking!
You: aww the captain!
Stranger: we are under attack at this moment
Stranger: the germans are advancing towards our borders!
You: I'm german
Stranger: so what can we do son?!?!
Stranger: could you be our spy?!?!
Stranger: you would have all those mustard sausages that you ever dreamed of!
Stranger: and, you could contribute with the nation! OUR nation!
Stranger: what can you say son??!?!?
Stranger: IS THERE ANY BRAINS IN THIS HEAD OF YOURS, SOLDIER?!?!
- mg330
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: my mom just called crying
Stranger: hhi
Stranger: why is that
You: she had another nightmare
Stranger: ohh
Stranger: did you console her
You: I told her that technology is not out to get us; she should not fear the future
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
- lowimpakt0
You: you're in jail again
Stranger: dammit
You: let's get a bulldozer and break you out
Stranger: capital idea
You: first i need to get outta bed
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- janne760
You: alright stop!
Stranger: what?
You: collaborate and listen...
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- ********0
You: I'll make a massacre
Stranger: cool
Stranger: go go , go massacre now
You: you know, kill people
Stranger: what you waiting ?
Stranger: yeah yeah
Stranger: I'm killer too
You: in a public place
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: recorder it
You: lol
Stranger: I like massacre see.
- janne760
You: please help me my phone line is cut off and there's a murderer going bezerk on my family.. please go get help!
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- ********0
Stranger: I like massacre see.
Stranger: dont stop killer man , this is very cool
Stranger: you has my support for killer
Stranger: need gun ?
You: yes please
Stranger: were is easy got gun
- ********0
Stranger: Hey
You: Do you know QBN?
Stranger: "Cuts off your penis and runs away"
- ********0
Stranger: hi
You: hi there
Stranger: where u from
You: how goes bro?
You: Uruguay
Stranger: hola muchacho
Stranger: como estas
You: Do you know Janne76?
Stranger: no
You: he is a pain
You: what about moamoa?
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- janne760
You: Have you seen my pussy?
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- Mau0
Stranger: WTF
You: Arial
Stranger: WTF
You: Arial
- ********0
You: janne76?
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- ********0
Stranger: hi?
You: hi my baby
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- lowimpakt0
Stranger: I'm getting a lip tattoo of peanut butter
You: a lip tat of peanut butter?
Stranger: and my best friend is getting &jelly
Stranger: the word
Stranger: i just thought I would say that.
You: that shit is hot
Stranger: then we could make out
Stranger: it would be like a big fuckin pb&jfest in our mouths
You: i could get 'bread' tattooed on my ass
- ukit0
You: hiya
Stranger: eu sei o que você fez no verão passado
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- Autokern0
You: sarge!
Stranger: private!
You: i can't feel my legs!!!
Stranger: that's 'cause they ain't there!!!!
Stranger: it's been an honor serving with you
You: what should i do
You: WHAT SHOULD I DO!
You: ?
Stranger: (puts my gun under your chin)
Stranger: i loved you
You: no
Stranger: its for your own good
Stranger: DONT FIGHT ME ON THIS ONE
You: bring this
Stranger: THATS AN ORDER
You: to my son
Stranger: (BAM)
- MisterPants0
You: Oops
Stranger: Oops what?
You: Oops up side your head--------------------------
I also played a terrific game of Family Feud with someone.
- mattiaBK0
I'm laughing my ass off!!! Thanks!!
- mg330
Stranger: hey
You: Hi
Stranger: where you from?
You: Chicago
Stranger: cool
You: I am doing some random research, do you know what the word vlomp means?
Stranger: i'm in finland
Stranger: yes
You: what does it mean?
Stranger: i'd like to know yes
You: it's when a woman farts while a guy is going down on her and it creeps up the front of the vagina, leaving it all stinky and the man unhaappy
Stranger: hhahha
Stranger: cool
Stranger: i'll remember that
You: and also, if a woman farts throughout the day, and it's been creeping up the front, it leaves it smelling like farts, so when a guy (or girl) goes down on her they go, "ah, sick, it smells vlompy down here."
Stranger: cool
Stranger: gtg
Stranger: see ya
You: thanks!
You: I'm 1 for 1 in my research! Yay for me!
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