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- danthon0
http://victoria.en.craigslist.ca…
Wonder if this is real
- I can assure you it is. It was probably the easiest money I ever made.zaq
- VikingKingEleven0
http://www.craigslist.org/about/…
"BEAT IT WITH A REAL JO-BRO - m4mDate: 2010-05-23, 5:13PM EDT
I'm a serious bro looking for a equally/more serious bro with fancy footwork. The idea is to tie our wrists together ala the "Beat It" video and then each JO/knife fight in a profound spiritual act of consensual hetero awesomeness. I would have done this way sooner but have little faith in humanity.
Requirements:
-access to an abandoned warehouse
-old enough/built kinda awesome
-maintains good eye contact
-general intensity
-cool moves
-shades
-leather jackets ( I had to give the one in the pic back - long story, I can tell you when we finish)
-Bedazzler
-basic knowledge of knife/sword/bat fight etiquette (I can teach you what I know if you are pretty serious about art like me)
-can lift 80 lbs
-bachelor's in something or equivalent experience
-not a narcWhereas dudes/J-ing O are both undeniably awesome, I'm a straight bro. As in not gay. I just really love MJ and being open minded about new JO scenarios. We will basically play "Beat It" over and over again while we JO and dance, occasionally parrying/thrusting. Winner finishes the most times, but points will be awarded for finishing first/accuracy. If you're the heter-bro I'm looking for, then we can JO furiously/competitively and then just hang or whatever. I've got laser tag too. I'm pretty serious about this. As in completely serious. If you touch my junk with anything but your own I will BF you in the M. Nerds/gays need not apply. I'M NOT GAY.
P.S. - And I've gotten with hot chicks as recently as just now.
"They told him don't you ever come around here
Don't wanna see your face, you better disappear
The fire's in their eyes and their words are really clear
So beat it, just beat it"
- BusterBoy0
^^ yawn. Urban myth.
- TheMagicSheep0
http://miami.craigslist.org/mdc/…
To the Thug Latino Guy With the Dumb Looking Mustache Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Miami night before last:
I can only hope that you somehow come across this rather important message.
I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that I hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend, threatening our lives. You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings.
First, I'd like to apologize for your embarrassment; I didn't expect you to actually crap in your pants when I drew my pistol after you took my jacket. The evening was not that cold, and I was wearing the jacket for a reason. My girlfriend had just bought me that Kimber Model 1911 .45 ACP pistol for my birthday, and we had picked up a shoulder holster for it that very evening. Obviously you agree that it is a very intimidating weapon when pointed at your head ... Isn't it?!
I know it probably wasn't fun walking back to wherever you'd come from with that brown sludge in your pants.. I'm sure it was even worse walking bare-footed since I made you leave your shoes, cell phone, and wallet with me. [That prevented you from calling or running to your buddies to come help mug us again].
After I called your "Mami" as you had her listed in your cell, I explained the entire episode of what you'd done. Then I went and filled up my gas tank as well as those of four other people in the gas station, -- on your credit card. The guy with the big motor home took 150 gallons and was extremely grateful!
I gave your shoes to a homeless guy outside Vagabond, along with all the cash in your wallet. [That made his day!]
I then threw your wallet into the big pink "pimp mobile" that was parked at the curb ... After I broke the windshield and side window and keyed the entire driver's side of the car.
Later, I called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your cell phone. The phone company just now shut down the line, although I only used the phone for a little over a day now, so what 's going on with that? Earlier, I managed to get in two threatening phone calls to the DA's office and one to the FBI, while mentioning President Obama as my possible target.
The FBI guy seemed really intense and we had a nice long chat (I guess while he traced your number etc.).In a way, perhaps I should apologize for not killing you ... But I feel this type of retribution is a far more appropriate punishment for your threatened crime. I wish you well as you try to sort through some of these rather immediate pressing issues, and can only hope that you have the opportunity to reflect upon, and perhaps reconsider, the career path you've chosen to pursue in life and the kind of crap that you put other people through every day.
Remember, next time you might not be so lucky.Have a good day!
Thoughtfully yours,
AlexP.S. Remember this motto ... An armed society makes a civil society!
- xcarlx0
DO U KNOW WHAT MDMA IS!?!?!?
http://buffalo.craigslist.org/ca…I AM SICK OF GOING TO CLUBS FOR MY X
http://buffalo.craigslist.org/ca…- kinda sad reallyxcarlx
- wowmegE
- Don't be a pussy. This guy seems legit.ninjasavant
- ceiling_cat0
Another creep on craigslist
- sea_sea0
seriously??! LOL! just found this one...
http://orangecounty.craigslist.o…
- armsbottomer0
cat stackin'
http://www.craigslist.org/about/…
- armsbottomer0
I wanted to talk to you, but I had to take a shit - m4w
http://www.craigslist.org/about/…
- JOSF0
plus is phone call to gawker, hahaha
http://gawker.com/392686/craigsl…"These Photos are Mines"
"Ya' know I get girls pretty much, ya' know I'm a young dude, I do what I do, I'm a producer."
- JOSF0
just remembered another one, the "Mr Right" guy.
http://gawker.com/392410/mr-righ…- i dont think ive ever hated anyone more than this. except pars h and kanye w.formula