Shot Mob
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- scarabin_net0
it would have been clever if it was the pub that initiated it :)
- jameskeane0
Seriously. Just because you unhappy buggers are stuck in your studios doesn't mean you should be auto-anti.
- Khurram0
Next time you lot do this, high five each other afterwards and be like
"Hey! I'm james keane! That was fun! Can't wait to see this on the internet!"
"Me neither! hehe, I'm Rachel by the way"
"Nice to meet you Rachel , how did you find out about this whole thing anyway?"
"Oh my friend sent me an email. I like to do spontaneous things like this. Especially since my partner Tim spends all his time on an internet site talking to dweebs... when all i want i good good loving. I have needs!"
"That is a shame. Well i'm glad to have met you. You know i wont be going back to the office now anyway... so fancy a drink?"
"Sure!"
"You have pretty eyes by the way!"
"Thanks!"
"And your boobies are pert for someone who has had babies..."
"Scuse me??"
"What i mean is, i would like to, touch you, i mean, hold hands with you...."
"eh...."
"Let me start again. Hello Rachel, you look like a sophisticated lady, i would like to buy you a bottle of fine red wine... perhaps over cheese?"
"You don't get out much do you?"
"I'm James Keane!"- I'm dead to you all aren't I?jameskeane
- And she'd be all like "Oh, THE James Keane? Mastermind of the ShotMob? Oh boy I've got to suck you off"
wordsarepictures - Hijackwordsarepictures
- EXACTLY.Khurram
- this is some funny shit.shitehawke
- wordsarepictures0
It was so good, I even had a little pre-cum in my trollies.
- shitehawke0
shots of sambucca? I was out with a mate after a fight and all these mma heads are buying each other shots and puching each other. Im standing at the bar and my mates is downing shots of sambucca like its water, everyones buying and he's lashing them back, until I take one off him and say 'thats too many'.
He grins at me like a loon and grabs a shot off someone else, downs it, vomits all over the bar, all over my runners then falls over.
Getting a cab home that night was fun I can tell you, he couldn't remember where his girlfriend lived and fucked if he was staying with me and throwing up in my gaff. So i got to her estate and let him out, he fell asleep in her parents front garden and was woken by her dad the next day.
Fucking ruined me runners the bastard.
- Good to see you there Shitehawk. Same again next Friday?wordsarepictures
- Could you smell me from there?shitehawke
- Khurram0
I'm James Keane!
