Shot Mob

Out of context: Reply #24

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  • Khurram0

    Next time you lot do this, high five each other afterwards and be like

    "Hey! I'm james keane! That was fun! Can't wait to see this on the internet!"
    "Me neither! hehe, I'm Rachel by the way"
    "Nice to meet you Rachel , how did you find out about this whole thing anyway?"
    "Oh my friend sent me an email. I like to do spontaneous things like this. Especially since my partner Tim spends all his time on an internet site talking to dweebs... when all i want i good good loving. I have needs!"
    "That is a shame. Well i'm glad to have met you. You know i wont be going back to the office now anyway... so fancy a drink?"
    "Sure!"
    "You have pretty eyes by the way!"
    "Thanks!"
    "And your boobies are pert for someone who has had babies..."
    "Scuse me??"
    "What i mean is, i would like to, touch you, i mean, hold hands with you...."
    "eh...."
    "Let me start again. Hello Rachel, you look like a sophisticated lady, i would like to buy you a bottle of fine red wine... perhaps over cheese?"
    "You don't get out much do you?"
    "I'm James Keane!"

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