Spam = funny
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- Brainiac
I know spam can be a pain in the ass, but hey, I must admit to the occasional giggle one in a while.
Share your funny spam subject lines.
Here's a few to start
"Hold the enormous manfullness in your pants" um, OK...
"The best way to take revenge on your ex is to make your member bigger" Sounds good to me
"Women will be begging you on their knees to pull your pants down" I wish!
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- boobs0
One scrotum?
- uberdesigner0
kgasdkjdsakdGET_aBiG_WILLIEkssdh...
- _niko0
the first and last time spam was funny.
- Andrew_D0
Thought this was kinda funny:
The National Lottery
P O Box 1010
Liverpool, L70 1NL UNITED KINGDOM
(Customer Services)
Ref: UK/9420X2/68
Batch: 074/05/ZY369WINNING NOTIFICATION LETTER.
We happily announce That the draw (#568) of UK Online Lottery Raffle Draw held on Saturday,15th August, 2009. Your e-mail address attached to ticket number: 2,09,14,20,32,02 which subsequently won you one of the Thunder Ball Prizes. You have therefore been approved to claim a total sum of $350,000.00 THREE HUNDRED AND FIFTY THOUSAND DOLLARS in cash credited to file KTU/9023118308/03.To file for your claim, please contact our fiduciary agent:
Fiduciary Agent: Mr. Kelvin Scott,
Email: mr.kelvinscott@9.cnVERIFICATION FORM.(Fill and send to the fiduciary agent).
1.FULLNAME 2.E-MAIL ADDRESS 3.FULL ADDRESS 4.SEX 5.AGE 6.OCCUPATION 7.TEL 8.COUNTRY 9.AMOUNT WON.Good luck from me and members of UK Online International Lottery
Sir Richard K Llyods. Online Co-ordinator
UK Online International Lottery
Copyright © 1994-2009 The UK National Lottery Inc. All rights
reserved.Terms of Service - Guideline.- I get this one all the time too!iheartfun
- Why is Mr. Scott's email out of China if it's a U.K. lottery?WrappedInBooks
- Once I stopped screaming "I won", I asked myself the same question.Andrew_D
- inv0
I got one saying:
Your doctor says no! We say yes!
- vaxorcist0
I just love how you can encode secret messages in spam, and since even the FBI's spam filter will probably get rid of them, as long as your friend getting the message knows to check the spam folder....
- benfal990
I've won like 950,000,000$ in lottery and somehting like 1,000,000,000,000$ is waiting for me somewhere in Africa.
I should make a move maybe and go get it.
- Projectile0
aaah where did I see it now? This illustrator had done drawings of the spam messages.. like "show them you massive tool" .. and a hammer wowing people, for instance. I'm sure I found it on here too.. aaargh! this is gonna kill me!
- WrappedInBooks0
I heard this awhile back. It's about some guys who ended up scamming one of these scammers.
http://www.thisamericanlife.org/…
- jimbojones0
- Love that style of illustration! Luv it. more. Hand claps for Henning W.shapesalad
- detritus0
>From time to time a certain number of these fierce tribesmen were captured, but their fiery spirits could brook no domestic tasks, and when, at a very much later date, some of them were shipped upon a spanish manowar with the purpose of testing their value as sailors, they rose in mutiny and slew many officers and men, and, indeed, obtained temporary control of the ship, until, seeing the uselessness of further efforts, they flung themselves overboard in a body.
Hello, i am Mia Seynhaeve.
- jaylarson0
which the girl must have lost to leave such a pallor as she had known the nature of princes and ministers, which I have since birth, to take down their spirits, and make them more tame and
- Nairn0
"Ultimate Survival Tree"
The Only Tree Every Prepper Should Grow in His Own Backyard
- Nairn0
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*Ponders* i can't say I definitely don't...?
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*BOO*