japan: Im going this week...
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- Frosty_spl
I will be going to tokyo wednesday to hang out with a friend who will be on spring break.
I took japanese in college but forgot it all, but my friend is fluent now, so he will translate my pickup lines for me. haha. Ive been reading tokyo travel books and looking at tokyo youtube vids for the past few months. So im somewhat familiar with it.
Any tips? I think i'm going to stay away from Akihabra.
- Mau0
- uberdesigner0
what's wrong with Akihabra?
- probably doesn't want to end up spending $$$ on gadgetrymax_prophet
- fuck what's the point of going to japan then?uberdesigner
- Peter0
Join the drunks at Ueno park as they gaze not as much as at the cherrytrees blossoming but at the papercups of umeshus and the occational beer.
- e-pill0
here is a breakdown of the girls of Tokyo and a list of common pick up lines all phonetically broken down for you... have fun!!!
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How to pick up Japanese Girls:
Before you can get their attention, you must know the types of japanese girls in Tokyo.Roppongi Girls: The most evil accursed women to ever walk the Earth. Turn your back for a sec and they've switched boyfriends. Why do they do this? Easy... they are evil people who live to start fights among all the Sailors and Gaijin. How are they picked up? Walk into a club and just stand there . They will come to you. Gas Panic is a good start - 9/9? Of course! Another proven technique is to look "taken" and they will suddenly wish to steal you from your current women. We believe constant exposure to the hated Roppongi "flyer-people" has slowly molded them into the corrupt beings that they are. Do not use the "Me ... Jim, Me... like ... Tokyo, Nice ... Tokyo" approach as they all speak fluent Englais.
Shibuya Girls: Also known as the "Look at my new Prada bag" girls. Dyed hair, tiny voices, mini skirts and Namie-tans (sounds like my fuckin ex girlfriend...). How do I get one? Stuff your pocket with a roll of newspaper and stick 10000 yen bills on the outsides flashing it left and right. Proven time and time again. A new update. Tokoto has given us an important tip to our quest. Apparently claiming to work in "Omotte-Sando" is a big plus!
Shinjuku Girls: Very similar in appearance to Shibuya girls. The best proven technique to date is to walk through Shinjuku with a dog (preferrably a puppy). For some reason all nasty girls will be scared away but the cuties will flock... "KAWAIIIIIII-NE!!!!!" Getting them to look at you instead of the dog is still under experimentation. Warning!!! Do not insult the Spice Girls. Even though us guys know better, it is a very touchy area for most Shinjuku Girls.
Meguro Girls: Cute and simple looking girls that are coincidentally the fastest walkers in the world. Various techniques were attempted at approaching them but with no foreseeable results. Tried the "I'm lost do you have a map in your bedroom" and even the popular "It's a nice day today can I have your number?" but nothing...Research in this area continues. Perhaps making 1000 business cards saying "You are the only one for me!" might be effective but untested thus far.
Akihabara Girls: If you are looking for girls in Akihabara you have absolutely no clue. Unless of course they're inflatable.
Phrases to Know:
* Poketto-ni futon-ga hait-teru - I have a futon in my pocket.
* Lub-hoteru-EEK-U-ZO!!!! - Onwards to the Love Hotel!
* Kimi-te honto-ni kirei-dane - You're really pretty.
* Mae-ni atta-koto aru? - Don't I know you from somewhere?
* Ichiman-en kashite-kureru? - Can I borrow 10,000 yen?
* Kino-watakusan nomisugita-ne? - You drank too much last night didn't you?
* Nampa-shita! - I scored (when playing a girl for sex)
* Kimi-no-koto igai-wa kangaerarenai - I can't live without your love.
* Koko-ja hito-ni miechau-yo - People can see us here.
* Bakku shito-ni suwaro - Let's get in the back seat.
* Ima Shiyo - Let's do it now.
* Kimi-to netai - I wan't to make love to you.
* Nani iro-no shitagi-o tsuketeru-no? - What color is your underwear? (If she replies "brown", leave immediately!)
* Hinin-suru-no wasurechatta - I forgot to use protection.
* Shikkusu-nain suki - Let's do the sixty-nine.
* Bakku-de shiyo - Let's do it doggy style.
* Shinken-ni naritakunai. - I don't want to get serious.
* Kimi-to-dewa shigeki-teki-ja nain-da - You don't excite me anymore.
* Kimi-wa beddo-de yokunai. - You aren't any good in bed.
* Dare-ga onara-shita? - Who blew a fart?
* Itsu kekkon-shitai? - When do you want to get married?
* Suitaru-ga ii-na - You have a nice figure.
* Shitagi-o totte - Take your underwear off.
* Boko-no me-o mite - Look into my eyes.
* Boku-ga hoshii-nowa kimi-dake - Your the only one I want.
* Shinu-hodo aishiteru - I love you so much i could die.
* Doko-no kurejitto kado-ga tsukaemasu-ka? - Which credit cards do you accept?- Don't forget maido in akibatOki
- MAAAAAAAAAAAAAITOOOO...
GUUUUUUUUUUUY...e-pill - Damn dude, I needed that list for my last trip.morilla
- What, nothing about the harajuku girls?TheBlueOne
- e-pill0
you can also learn Japanese from this video... very easy peasy!!!
:)
- e-pill0
here is Part 2 on how to speak Japanese without saying a ward!!!
:)
- Frosty_spl0
dang, not akihabra, i meant I want to stay away from the area all the foreign tourists go. If I wanted to party with americans, I would stay in america.
- roppongi, thats it.Frosty_spl
- there is the most acursed evil women in Roppongi...e-pill
- I radically dislike roppongi. Reminds me of Times Square in nyc..TheBlueOne
- e-pill0
you should check out the Mandarke comic book toy shop, but not the one in Shibuya... ask PeterH where the other one is... if you are interested in lots of the best Toys n' Manga!!!
the one in shibuya is cool to check out only for the young 15 yr old fat japanese chicks who flock the front where the Gay Manga boy boy comics are and they seem to all enjoy that style of book.. otherwise the store is rather large but its very dark and everything is packed in with each other... and you cant touch anything... what a rip!!!!!!!
- who doesn't like Gay Manga boy boy comics?uberdesigner
- you got me there...
everyone loves em!!e-pill - Hey now, I don't know mangaplaces more than book1st and Kinokunya.
Gaymangaboys on the other hand...Peter - yes just ask PeterH about GaymangaBoysClub... he knows the secret entry hand shake!!!e-pill
- The secret is that it's not a shake with your hand.Peter
- boobs0
Take a lot of food with you. All they eat over there is fish organs.
- Peter0
Bring some sanity.
With Japan just beating the US in the baseball classics, again, you'll hear stories of how Japan "actually invented baseball".
Goth knows it was bad 4 years ago, this year there'll be some faux assurance to their claims.Yomiuri Giants cap, anyone?
- cuke4260
the cherry blossoms are out this time of year depending on where you are, holy crap it's so amazing. def get out into the country if you can, spend some time in an onsen up in the mountains, it will change your life.
- tOki0
Go to a themed love hotel with a japanese girl. Worth every cent.
- That's quite a pricetag.Peter
- On the girl or the hotel?TheBlueOne
- Frosty_spl0
Im not into manga, but I will go buy some used car parts for my drift car. =D
- max_prophet0
try to leave e-pills attitude toward women back in the states
- TheBlueOne0
If you can swing it, go see some Sumo. It's a tad pricey, but I think you'll be in Tokyo at the right time...maybe...
- mg330
Search pvn for Tokyo obviously. I've given suggestions so many damn times I'm not about to do it again.
- Frosty_spl0
I started a twitter page for my trip @OMG_Awesome
and a flicker page: flickr.com/photos/powerglove/
Updates coming wednesday.