twitter premium?
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- jamble0
It's still totally pointless, now you can pay for the pointless.
- pascii0
twatter
- flashbender0
"Twitter Concierge for Tweeting while user is asleep or busy (and more)"
hahahaha. now you can use it without using it. awesome
- ESKEMA0
I'm speechless. another billion dollar deal out of nothing.
- sublocked0
that's gotta be a joke, right?
- kelpie0
is this BS?
sounds like it might be
- I hope soflashbender
- for the sake of the internets and humanity I hope it isflashbender
- moth0
That's got to be bullshit.
- Spanna0
also known as PR?
- kelpie0
yeah ffs, its total bullshit, satire
- Ruffian0
Users in any tier will be able to purchase an EmbellishTwit add-on for $100/year, which directs tweets to a well-educated offshore employee who will embellish tweets. For example, "Just had a whole wheat bagel and coffee for breakfast," becomes "Just got in from clubbing all night and Heidi Klum is spreading brie on a baguette just flown in on the Concord for my breakfast."
- TheBlueOne0
"Celebrities and large corporations have begun flocking to Twitter for their social media needs...."
Since when did internet social media become a human "need"?
- the same reason we all have jobs. people are retarded and think it's necessary.ipissexcellence
- TheBlueOne0
"Analysts peg Twitters value near the GDP of Canada. "
Hahaha...well done, well done indeed.
- TheBlueOne0
Meanwhile, the new trend: Twitter Books
- mg330
Twitter: Making Nobodies Feel Like Somebodies
- 23kon0
people have jumped on and used it cos its free, thats why marketeers have jumped on it.
do they really think that people are going to pay for premium membership? nonsense!
- drgss0
basically for you this means ads
- morilla0
that "service" just completely blows my mind. In a bad way.
- Pupsipu0
i'm sure they will make a couple of hundred grands from this bullshit