Happy birthday, Kelpie!
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- skt0
proof, if ever it was needed, that no cunt ever actually reads anything on here.
- dropdown0
Happy Fake Birthday!
and did I hear somewhere that you've been published?
congrats on all the success!!!
- WeLoveNoise0
how old r u kelps ?
- 22kelpie
- hhhhmmmmm 22 and not ginger hey..........WeLoveNoise
- kelpie0
if any of the last 10 or so posts are genuine and not a piss take, then this absolutely confirms everything I said in blog about birthday threads
- ian0
- jevad0
happy bidet
- kelpie0
for the love of God, stop wishing me happy birthday!
- Scotch_Roman0
Slippy Barfday!
No seriously, today is my barfday. Was throwing up all night. Feel like I got plowed by a Mack truck.
- bulletfactory0
Happy Birthday!!
- uncle_helv0
Happy birthday Kelpie!!!
- grunttt0
bappy hirthday kelpeee
- sputnik20
big wet sloppy smooches to you, birfday boi!
- canuck0
Happy birthday
- janne760
ooh.. come here you little.. little scottish thinghy and hug me!
happy warm tiddly-biddly birthday!
- locustsloth0
Many years ago today
Something sprang forth from your mother
That thing was you
- paraselene0
*face first into cake
- lets sail away on a failboat for two, into the sunset of the propellercaustkelpie
- francoisfido0
hello. just reminding you, of your mother's vagina...
- mistermik0
is it?
oh and i knocked you back on your birthday.
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