Trouble in a crowded room
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- boobs
So, I went to an opening at a crowded art gallery tonight. It was fun, and the work was really cool.
But for some reason I was farting a lot. A lot!
Now I feel shame.
- capn_ron0
relax, it's natural and if you didn't fart you would have gotten sick.
- boobs0
I think I made other people sick, and they knew I was the stinker.
- iCanHazQBN0
it's okay. you're tits.
- blog0
how do you know they knew? why did you stay and not just go out and push 1 big wet one thru the canal and then go back in?
- blog0
what kind of farts? silent but deadly or ripping motorcycle engines?
- boobs0
Silent but deadly. But I think the big reddish-brown clouds hanging in the air around me gave me away. Many were pointing at me.
- ipissexcellence0
i just blame it on the few people who don't speak english.
- iCanHazQBN0
who cares.
the love of my life isn't talking to me anymore.
- painwaterhouse
- it does hurt.iCanHazQBN
- start a new thread for this********
- no it's okay. it wont be able to compete with the fart thread.iCanHazQBN
- ********0
crop dusting can be an art form
- blog0
was it hard to hold it in while you were walking around? did you eh hot box the whole place?? were there windows or an open door??
when did you notice people were pointing at you?? did you know anyone there?? what did you eat??
- boobs0
I knew some people there. They were looking at me, and talking behind the backs of their hands.
- blog0
did you talk to anyone prior to the big bang?
- boobs0
I was trapped into talking to some gay homosectuals for a moment.
- blog0
is that when you let it go and told them secretly you are available?
maybe those cute girls were pointing at you because you were the hot guy at the party that ended up being gay and they were pointing you out to each other...