Americans shit all over the environment...
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- harlequino0
I wipe my "delicate American buttock" with the scalps of hippies.
- 7point340
sure, americans are the only ones that shit
- Nairn0
Ah, here we go..
- TheBlueOne0
I hear the Chinese have a stellar environmental record.
- Aye, for making all our Produkt.Nairn
- Ah, you have found the great white underbelly I see...TheBlueOne
- 7point340
ah ok, actually read the article
the last comment was made before i even clicked the link. so i had no frame of reference.
something else we ignorant americans do.
*picks nose with a pencil
- creez0
unacceptable
- harlequino0
Another thing that can be blamed on bears.
- they smell the menstration7point34
- i'm sorry.
that was just awful.7point34 - *shakes head sadly*Nairn
- *slowly pounds head against wallharlequino
- chossy0
There is always something eh?.
- Jnr_Madison0
I am just amazed Nairn only uses 3 sheets.
- maybe he doesn't wipe his mouth?Jnr_Madison
- I know finger has to break through that easy.chossy
- haha jnr, i was also going to make a mouth joke but wasn't sure how to word it7point34
- I trust you test that assumption regularly, Chossy?Nairn
- 3 sheets doubled over is more than enough for a wipe or two (folded second time, of course).Nairn
- I believe you nairn your bhatti is wound up so tight, you probably crap small rocks and or diamonds.chossy
- Oh for a loosely flopping, distended anus like your own, chossy. Shitting must be easy when you're an open tube.Nairn
- That was actually really gross :? the image of that was just horrible bleurgh!!!. he he but also :'(chossy
- chossy0
We once ran out of bog roll and ended up using baby wipes or something, I can tell you right now that's way better than using normal bog roll, plus it soothes your balloon knot yo!.
- chossy0
Protect your bhatti use baby wipes and shit yo!.
- Use shit, or use the wipe and then shit?harlequino
- and shit yo! = things related to and or the same as baby wipes.chossy
- Just checking. Was gonna call a doctor for you for a second there.harlequino
- 7point340
are you kidding?
one of the best things about being a dad. i get to buy baby powder and wipes all the time and when ever anyone gives me a look i just say, "it's ok. i have a son. i don't have horrible swamp ass or anything gross like that."
- That sounds like the greatest thing a man can wish for himself.Khurram
- NOTKhurram
- is it still 1992 where you are, Kuz?7point34
- Yeah that is a fun part of the child rearin'.harlequino
- Being able to buy wet-wipes without feeling guilty? Fo'sho. Is what i look forwward to re: fatherhood.Khurram
- NOT.Khurram
- i'll be sure to send you some baby wipes in the unfortunate circumstance that you ever become a father7point34
- I didn't mean to be mean 7.34 :'(Khurram
- NOTJnr_Madison
- das is der lolNairn
- d_rek0
I wipe my ass with subprime mortgages.
- moth0
Well it seems fair enough - it's not like they read papers or books.
- read them? how could you through all the feces?7point34
- http://news.bbc.co.u…moth
- TheBlueOne0
The Zen of Japanese Toilets
- Notice how there is baby wipes and no bog roll I'm telling you man it's the way forward :Dchossy
- nothing like watching a guy take a shit...Jnr_Madison
- Could be a QBN first, eh?TheBlueOne
- I want to go back to Japan just for the freakin' toilets, you have no idea.TheBlueOne
- did he actually 'log on' ?.... I watched it with my sound off and scrubbed it he he eeeewwwwchossy
- Reason he hasn't crapped on video before: "I haven't been to Germany yet."
?? o_Oharlequino
- plash0
it's not just the Americans. Entire Asia Pacific have been pumping pollutants into the environment for over a 50 years now.
not to mention you support environmental pollutants by buying products that contain any plastics, any kind of electronics, heavy metals or rare minerals ...
no way to escape it and blaming the Americans is too simple of a scapegoat
- megE0
Blame the chinese - they invented toilet paper
- kult0
Would you prefer shitting into your mouth, calc?