Dear Office Sick People
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- MSTRPLN
Use your sick days that you are saving up like precious gold to extend your vacation time in Cuba and stay the fuck home! You're getting everyone sick!
We have throngs of people sniffling, sneezing and walking around coughing their lungs out into the open for everyone to enjoy ... touching keyboards and using your pens, making sure to pass this plague onto everyone so that it stays in this environment for another 3 weeks more .... WTF.
- CALLES0
*cough
what?
*sniffles
- SteveJobs0
actually the trick is to plan YOUR trip to cuba during this time.
- lukusW0
or wear a mask?
- MSTRPLN0
At my girlfriends office, someone left a tube of Preparation H in the office fridge, the applicatior tip installed and clearly used, all left out in the open.
The thing about it though is that this was some prescription dosage and had the guy's name written on the tube ... fucking grimey.
She took some salad tong, picked it out and left it on the counter with a kind note for the guy not to leave his shit in the office fridge, and then threw the tongs out.