21st Century Ninja
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- TheBlueOne
A blade for a 21st century ninja - titanium/carbon fiber hand made blade, only for about $4G:
http://www.wtknives.com/warrenth…
Although I think steel is still your best bet for a functional sword, looks really neat...
- shinpo0
That is awesome. I want one. I am not a ninja, but will a pirate do??? *wink
- harlequino0
Is the USB outlet in the handle?
- hahaha! That would make it complete, no?TheBlueOne
- Haha!JayCee
- 250 gb ninja sword. :)harlequino
- dontsueme0
Do not start threads about me without my permission.
See Pirate Bay thread. kthxbai
- scarabin_net0
why would you need a "functional" blade?
- for chopping off nogginsDrBombay
- why not, I have many. bloody hell are they expensive though.moldero
- i study Iaido, if that makes it any more ok though :pmoldero
- study what you want, its function is still murdering people
scarabin_net - +1 for use of the word 'noggins' in a sentence.ian
- Milan0
why would you need a non-functional blade?
- SteveJobs0
this is not a true ninja blade - da real ones are straight.
go pretend to be a ninja somewhere else.
- I was playing to the plebes. I'm well aware of this, thanks.TheBlueOne
- no sword was completely straight back in the day. The curve comes as part of forging the two metals together.danthon
- X2 danmoldero
- moldero0
ninjas hardly used blades (hard to hide)
+ you can thank Hollywood for the square Tsuba
- honest0
- not a ninja. a commando.SteveJobs
- ninja commando with i-ching writing on the arm.TheBlueOne
- NINJA!!!CALLES
- http://members.ozema…TheBlueOne
- Dude looks like a douche to me...********
- scarabin_net0
man, owning a sword would be awesome if i had a little dick
- honest0
I'd suggest a machete or a gladius. Modern interiors being what they are, there's little room to do a complete swing at your intruder. Failing that, just get an asp, nothing better than the sound of broken bones.
- This is a nice compromise:
http://crkt.com/hiss…TheBlueOne - not bad, but I'd prefer a guard in case I need to use it in the dark, wouldn't want to cut myself would i?honest
- tru datTheBlueOne
- 1 word, Wakizashimoldero
- This is a nice compromise:
- airey0
seriously. a fucking sword. at least if you buy one of those new lightsabers you won't get shot at the mall by the cops.
if you buy it, get yourself a kickarse medical kit and bandaids on a roll.
oh, and buy a digital video camera, film yourself rolling about with a severed hand and post links here.
- how often does your master send you out on night assassination missions btw?airey
- if I told you how many, well, I'd have to kill you.TheBlueOne
- hahaha.airey
- honest0
Dah Klient Killah!
- dontsueme0
@ honest: your picture makes me really want to see a good live action GI Joe movie, featuring snake eyes as the resident bad ass.
thanks, that brought a tear to my eye.
- SteveJobs0
if there's one thing the ultimate source of ninjitsu taught us (hollywood), it's that to be a great ninja you must posses great skiwows (skills for those of you not in the know).
pussy-gettin' skills:
motorcycle skills:
fwiendship skills:
constipated looks skills:
rubber staff prop skills:
dancing skills:
and the ability to withstand blistering south american heat in dark outfit skills:
- thanks, i need to go watch that movie and relive part of my childhoodakoni
- hahaha, man I used to love this movie..Meeklo
- + over 9000MisterPants
- lolmoldero
- fuckin' dancing skills! hahahahahahahahaahah...ian
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- lololololGeorgesII
- ...hhhaaaahhaaahhaaa...
dudikoff!uan
- dontsueme0
lol awethum
- moldero0
fixed:
- CALLES0
- The shoes ruin the ninja illusion...TheBlueOne
- *KLOP KLOP KLOP KLOP*
-her sneaking aroundscarabin_net
