a girl likes me
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- ********
what should I do? she's pretty cute.
- locustsloth0
Does she stand when she pees?
- dunno********
- i'd check that before you go any furtherlocustsloth
- dunno
- jfletcher0
I wish a girl liked you, perhaps then you wouldn't live your life on here.
- ********0
post her photo
- plusminusbox0
give her bacon
- BuddhaHat0
If your dick's big enough to do 'the wristwatch', try it out and see if it impresses her.
If it's not.... don't.
- rylamar0
I'm curious how the date will go. Do you have your conversation starters ready to IM to her? What funny photos will you send?
- MrOneHundred0
Take off the handcuffs, let her out of the basement, let the chloroform wear off and see if she runs. If she stays, she’s yours – if she goes, she never was.
- So speaks the wise King Solomonlocustsloth
- I figure I’ll give her a fighting chance, otherwise she’s a skin suit for this guy.MrOneHundred
- ********0
she's a high school teacher
- so she's used to guys at your maturity level. that's a start!Amicus
- ********0
post your photo
- no way. you'll just jerk off to it.********
- yea hehe********
- no way. you'll just jerk off to it.
- airey0
by 'girl' do you mean 'mum'?
- Stylus0
girls like being turkey slapped
- akrokdesign0
hook her up with a QBN account. lol.
- JerseyRaindog0
Hold a mirror under her nose to check she's breathing.
- if nothing happens. she might be a plastic doll. lol.akrokdesign
- ********0
*whips it out and wraps around wrist*
know what time it is? it's skin 30
- ********0
make her a biz card
- neue75_bold0
pinch yourself...
