how to make friends
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- mistermik
I asked my neighbour the other night what was wrong with his kid - was he autistic / arsburger etc.
he replied - "there is nothing wrong with him"
has ignored me since.
oops
- magnificent_ruin0
oops
- digdre0
was he like the rainman dude?
- 7point340
for the best. i hate my neighbors
- set0
hahaha, I said 'congratulations!' to a fat girl last week, wasn't good.
- doesnotexist0
smooth one on you
- set0
Should go back to him and say 'the only reason I ask mate is that he looks like he's exceptionally good at one thing, tiz all'
- mistermik0
well he's absolutely mental.
talks about killing cats with poison ivy and making bombs.he's 5
Oh and he can draw a perfect circle.
- Devilroundabout
- That's so silly, you can't kill cats with poison ivy...amateurWrappedInBooks
- benfal990
"he can draw a perfect circle"
HAHAHAHAHAHA
- powertoni0
went to dinner @ my boss' place last nite and later realized i was calling his wife by the wrong name all nite.
- hahahahahhahaaaaaanxious_arms
- ouch! lolNairn
- Someone who used to work for me popped in to my house to see a friend. She worked with me for a year. Her name? pftNairn
- R-aI0
A guy at work isn't talking to me anymore, I asked him "can you repeat that as I'm not fluent in retard"... I meant it as a joke, but he didn't get it. Told my girlfriend when I got home, she said I was rude and that I should apologise.
I would apologise, but I still think it was funny! Which means the apology would be quite empty...
- CALLES0
well you can only top that if they are black and while they sit on the porch you set up a cross in their lawn with all your patience and lite in on fire... and walk away
- mistermik0
yeah not sure how / what to say really.
might just take him down the casino.
- arthur0
if you asked me what's wrong with my kid I'd punch you in the neck.
My friends have plenty of fucked up kids - you just don't say that shit though, not to their face anyway :)
- Nairn0
You asked this guy if his child was an arseburger?
You're surely not surprised?
- roundabout0
Is it OK to ask a black Guy how to get dread locks.
- mistermik0
loads of beer had been enjoyed.
- _salisae_0
when you set out, don't look for friends – look to be a friend
- drgss0
maybe theyre both autistic