jessica simpson is fat
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- DrBombay0
I would totally hit it if it was like that.
- rayborn30000
she is a plus size model!
- Jaline0
She only like 5'3". So if she gains any weight, it will show. She's probably top heavy too.
- Meeklo0
- that is so terribly shopped. Love the 2 dimensional fat rolls
locustsloth - hahahahaMeeklo
- cartoon rollsMeeklo
- Yeah, it's pretty fake.Jaline
- that is so terribly shopped. Love the 2 dimensional fat rolls
- ********0
I do not really like her
- DanaScully0
i bet she's been bingeing on hormones so she can get knocked up because her sister has a baby...
- utopian0
Jenny Craig just called, she wants her dessert tray back.
- pr20
honey bunny, she ain't no more
- Jaline0
Her sister apparently wrote a blog about this:
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"I am completely disgusted by the headlines concerning my sister's weight," Ashlee said."A week after the inauguration and with such a feeling of hope in the air for our country, I find it completely embarrassing and belittling to all women to read about a woman's weight or figure as a headline on Fox News.
"All women come in different shapes, sizes, and forms and just because you're a celebrity, there shouldn't be a different standard.
Ashlee went on to say, "Is this something you would say to your wife, daughter, mother, grandmother, or even a friend?
"I seriously doubt it."
------(a) Yes, you will be held to a different standard, especially if the main reason you are a celebrity is because of your looks.
(b) Shut up. You had a nose job and lost weight.
(c) So it's OK for everyone to objectify your sister, but once people start talking about her increasing weight, you turn into a feminist (giving a bad name to non-extremist feminists everywhere).
(d) Shut the hell up about "real world issues", like the Inauguration.
- ********0
who fucking cares about jessica simpson or her weight. bad actress, bad singer, who cares.
..and there are much fatter people on earth.
- Agreed.
(people care because she's a celebrity)Jaline - she's a joke.********
- are you gay?********
- Agreed.
- D_Dot0
I would say she's bubbly.
- MSTRPLN0
Also, the fact that this took place at a chili cookoff kinda put it all into perspective.
- mikotondria30
Seriously this is one of the worst threads Ive seen on here in many many years. Normally we all post childist and or offensive things in an ironic way, fully aware of what is actually decent, ethical or mature, and it is against this baseline that the rest of the humor, black inappropriate or whatever, is gauged, but I detect genuine hostility here against the girl's shape, over and above what would be a usual roast of a celebrity, some of you really have been suckered into hating someone's body mass index.
None of you know this girl, and I bet without exception you've all got a mom, a sister, a cousin, a good friend, who is about her shape or bigger, but I bet noone constantly belittles or hates on them because they're that way - seriously yall need to check on this.- She is fat pig, period, enough said!!!********
- oh...oh right you are then.mikotondria3
- We all remember her as thin. I think that was the point of this thread. She basically fell off.MSTRPLN
- She is fat pig, period, enough said!!!
- ********0
whoa, missed mikotondria3's high horse
- instrmntl0
i think she's kinda hotter:
- scarabin_net0
...and yet STILL none of you will ever be able to bang her


