what should men not do?
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- mistermik
1. Wear berets
2. Share an umbrella.
- set0
3. Wear skinny jeans
4. Use hair straighteners- Nothing wrong with a slim fit!DaveO
- Yes, there is. Skinny jeans are for girls.set
- I tried a pair on by accident once and jesus christ, do you lot tuck your knob into your a-hole?set
- actually a hair-straightener can be just what you need sometimes..mikotondria3
- Nothing wrong with a straightener either. Unless you are Christian Siriano...then you should get a restraint order.ftravieso
- stem0
- jacket, 2nd from right, decent
hatorzkelpie - Guy 2nd from right looks half ok, but a rose surrounded by shit still stinks i guessset
- Yeah... but with that hat?stem
- hahahmistermik
- trying so hard to look white, fashionable europeans...
keep singing with your cap on, man!ftravieso - 2nd from right guy looks gay as all hell with that hat and "manpurse". Faggot ass bags.
thizzbobby - WTF is this, New Wave pimproundabout
- no way - 3rd guy from left has a beret on!mistermik
- well the one on the far right is obviously kanye west7point34
- guy, 2nd from left, is kelpiePoint5
- this is ridiculousAnders
- jacket, 2nd from right, decent
- neue75_bold0
5. Women
- Suave0
Whine about their lovelife in a blog
- set0
If I had not already posted I would put the following just to be a smart ass..
6. Tell other men what not to do.
- Horp0
Go a bit faint if they find themselves in disagreement with another.
- MrOneHundred0
Shave their armpits. I did once for a fancy dress. Fookin stupid.
- You shaved your armpits when you were wearing a fancy dress? Men shouldn't be wearing dresses. Fookin stupid.monospaced
- MrOneHundred0
Put the back of their hand to their forehead, look upward and lean back with the other arm stretched out to the side when feeling faint.
- Horp0
Admire someone's manicure, or have a manicure or have anything at all to do with manicures.
I once admired and enquired about the details of a lady's french manicure, but only because mere hours earlier I had learned what one was and was excited to see one in the flesh and I was ostracised from the manly enclave for that lapse.
- Mentioning that porn stars have them a lot may have saved you there. Not that I know if they do...MrOneHundred
- neue75_bold0
Fart in public toilets when they pee then look at you to see if you heard it...
- kelpie0
touch another man's cheek, softly, and look in his eyes while parting his lips just a little bit and leaning in almost imperceptibly
- NotByHand0
Me.
- _me_0
talk at the urinals.
touch another man below the shoulders.
sleep with their mates girlfriends.
- andrewwwahlin0
Wear fanny packs/bum bags.
- NotByHand0
Sway sensually and deliberately slow on the dance floor, gently place their index finger between their erotically puckered lips, and look mischievously into your eyes.
- mistermik0
compliment another guy on his home made soup.
- is that a euphemism?kelpie
- nah Watercressmistermik
- L.MrOneHundred
- Lx2Horp
- chossy0
Fuck sake you guys could have told me this little lot years ago. I'm about as butch as a fucking ice skater it would appear :'(.
- DaveO0
Be aware of his feminine side. Apparently.
- mistermik0
never let another man call you by another name
- What? Like "Candied Yam"?MrOneHundred
- Alanmistermik
- "buddy"BattleAxe
- set0
Wear those fucking ridiculous pointy shoes
- * Quietly slips off pointed shoes.MrOneHundred
- the one that can be used to kill a Cockroach at 90 degree angleNadooy