Fantastic 4
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which you rather be:
The Human Torch (can fly) or Dr Fantastic (can stretch dick)?
- armsbottomer0
it's mr. fantastic, he got his stretchy dick without the aid of a doctorate.
- harlequino0
I'd be Sue Storm. So I could strip out of that form fitting outfit in front of the mirror and marvel at my fine telekinesis projecting body. Then I'd play with myself. Using telekinesis.
- hahahahahahaha!ian
- hahaJaline
- She doesn't actually have telekinesis.********
- i also don't remember this7point34
- Whatever, she does something or other. Focus on the BOOBS, comic folk, the BOOOOBS!harlequino
- +2 for boobs7point34
- liveforever0
human torch - cos i can fly me to the moon and let me play among the stars ........................
- *tearMishga
- You do know that ... fire needs oxygen, as do humans ... so ... no.********
- zombee0
Personally, I'd opt for being The Thing. Check out my rock cock!
- ArmandoEstrada0
Mr. Fantastic. Just because people an call me Mr. Fantastic.
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- Mr. Failtasticbulletfactory
- ********0
I'd be the Human Torch. Flying would be fun and I'm comfortable with the size of my joystick
- ********0
stretching vs FLYING?!! what the fuck is wrong with you people!!
trust me if you can fly you'll get all you poon you can handle, even if it's as puny as it is right now
- brandelec0
mr. fantastic so i can hang out with jessica alba
- 7point340
sue, so i can BE jessica alba
- kona0
mr fantastic. because the human torch was denied a bank loan.
- actually i'd be human torch. flying would be dope but guys, his flame doesn't work in space. no oxygen.kona
- read a comic book. it's totally true and happens.kona
- in like real life and all.kona
- policy of denying money to flamers?7point34
- i believe so. fascist pigs.kona
- *stuffs money in pink matress7point34
- HAHAkona