cell phone scam
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- styleplus0
@ Jimbo82
so simple! I might actually adopt this clever mechanism...
- acescence0
hey, another lesson here, don't carry around access to your life savings on a fucking card!
- bulletfactory0
hmm - ATM's typically have a maximum that can be withdrawn in 24 hrs. My Credit Union only allows a withdraw of $300 in cash w/o physically going inside to speak to an employee.
- yeah. good point. I smell Urban Myth Email Spam.TheBIueOne
- simple_space0
reply to text msg with "honey, i left 15 lbs of weed at <insert address>. I'll just leave the door unlocked so you can come pick it up"
then have the police waiting at <insert address>.
- that's a great idea. becuase he obviously knew the phone had been stolen at that point.skt
- harlequino0
Thanks, honey.
- brandelec0
i would get this reply
"wat r u buying? didnt i giv u mony last week? wer r u?"- you are dating rybo?Jnr_Madison
- do you want to get fucked upbrandelec
- yes.Jnr_Madison
- hahahahahJimbo82
- just checkingbrandelec
- 23kon0
pretty obvious point but a good one nontheless
definitely not a good idea to have "mum" "dad" "granma" etc, cos damn sure if i was out pissed with mates and a phone was found in a bar or in the street then the first thing to do would be to look through the photos in the camera, look for any filthy ones then forward the pics to all their relatives lol
( what a c*nt i hear you say lol )
- Jimbo820
I don't have names on my phonebook, only numbers. Each person I meet is allocated a number in relation to the order in which I met them. For instance, my mother is number 1, my father is number 2, so on and so forth. My girlfriend is number 3429. Quite a simple system really.
- i'm damn impressed!pizzafire
- you've fucked 3429 womens?
pr2 would be proud7point34 - so simple! I might actually adopt this clever mechanism...styleplus
- No no no, my girlfriend is the 3429th phone number I've taken in my life.Jimbo82
- Wouldn't they think the spouse is #1 or 2?rafalski
- Well more fool them then.Jimbo82
- ghandolf0
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