not far off...
(horton)
accurate
when i type in my full name, i apparently turn into scarabin :D
douchebag
My name
My handle
[I've decided not to finish and upload the pixel-penis version I was working on in PS on behalf of a certain twatty troller]
screenname:
douchebagga
obviously I used to play guitar for KISS
Apparently, I'm Rod Blagojevich.