Live to 1,000
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- harlequino0
Not interested.
However, should the opportunity arise to be fused with a robotic exoskeleton, with claw-like apendages, with joints that make "Whirrr, click! Whirrrrr, click!" sounds when I move....sign me the fuck up.
- SteveJobs0
this depends.
is there any likelihood of delorean-based time machines being developed in that time frame? if so, i'd gladly live a couple years of my life in each significant era and time it so that i die just before humanity begins to eat itself.
- gramme0
Naturally, the idea of living to 1,000 doesn't appeal to me. I'd rather not wait that long to behold my maker face to face.
Now, I wouldn't mind living up to 100, as long as my wife and I die at exactly the same time. We've already discussed this, neither of us is allowed to outlive the other. Although I'm sure it won't work out that way.
Wouldn't it be nice to choose the day of your death, like a king of Numenor?
*Reveals depth of nerdishness
*slinks
- harlequino0
gramme - the wife and I have the same exact discussion about not being allowed to die before the other. However, when I bring up the subject of dynamite on a timer, she doesn't find it as funny as I do. Hmm, what to do...
- JayCee0
Where being married 10 times is okay... I'm in!
- CyBrain0
I'm in. Why would I want to die?
I love the term bioconservatives. I think those were the people DaVinci was hiding from. Thanks again, Christianity.
- scarabin_net0
i would found a new religion
- kalkal0
Well, at least I'd have time to pay off my debts
- _niko0
It's all relative, It would take us 500 years to move out of our parents basement.
- mistermik0
you would be teenager with no pubes and an under developed wang for 200 years.
pass.
- gramme0
I'm not sure if the growth process would be decelerated. I think it would only affect the aging process.
- you couldn't sustain it - so over time you would grow slower.mistermik
- you couldn't sustain it - so over time you would grow slower.mistermik
- fuck me.mistermik
- You would also end up repeating yourself quite a bit.gramme
- The whole "it's all been said before" thing would constantly haunt, I'd imagine.gramme
- BattleAxe0
im in , i mean just think 1000 years ago from now how much has changed, you bet I want to check out 1k from now
- slinky0
I JUST MIGHT get to see my Redskins win another Super Bowl if i have another 1000 years.
Will the Detroit Lions finally have a winning season in the next 1000 years?
- marychain0
shit...am I the only one who would glady live forever?
providing I was in at least a reasonable condition to enjoy it.
- janne760
you'd have too many funerals of friends and loved ones.... it'd drive you nuts after another 100 years.. and you'd get bored with anything out there. really anything..
- blaw0
If you're doing it right I gotta think 70 years of this place is plenty.