Job for Llyod
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- metal_leg_will
Forget the bartending gig - the FBI is hiring:
- chossy0
I'd be a great FBI agent.
"hey home boy what the fuck have you been up to?"
"yo fuck you homes I ain't been doin' shit"
"freeze"
"yo man....."
"bam bam bam bam"
"psssshhhht chossy here we have a code 7.34 up in this bitch I just capped a perp. and I am about to go into the spiders nest I need back up stat pssshhht over"
"copy this is team octopuss, we read you and advise doing a rear reach forward over psshht"
"copy that octupuss just don't honk me off yo over psshht"
"copy that chossy we won't honk you off over pssht"
"copy shhhhhpsht"
- dskz0
I can sit in an attik and record people doing private,mundane things all day--- count me in!
- mcLeod0
Federal Butthole Inspector™
- Llyod0
I knew an fbi guy in madison who would stake out homes. He would go through people's garbage. Not as glamorous as you'd think.
- nothing wrong with a little dumpster divingsublocked
- Seems like they wouldn't pay well. I have no idea tho.metal_leg_will
- NotByHand0
What job is really as glamorous "as people think" when you're doing it?
- wordsinyourmouth0
what does Llyod do anyway?
- Llyod0
what is a User Experience Designer?
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