Your worst job
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- monospaced0
Took a job as a junior in high school at a warehouse produce store (concrete floors) as a bagger. When I wasn't bagging produce I was cleaning up rotten vegetables and scrambling to acquire and finish lunch in minutes flat. I only took the job to pay for prom, and when prom came around they tried to schedule me. Fuck that; I quit.
The upside of it all was drinking Tecates with lime and salt with the Mexican cholos after work.
- max_prophet0
recording when people parked in certain places and for how long in South London prior to the red route.
- Is this your way of saying a traffic warden?Jnr_Madison
- Recording?
NotByHand - Come on, Jnr... I know you had some crazy job when you were yonger... lets hear it :)NotByHand
- never!!!Jnr_Madison
- umm no, not a warden jnr. Recording as in writing down, if we were special, we would have a portable computer the size of a car.max_prophet
- a briefcasemax_prophet
- boobs0
Dishwasher on LSD at the local mob-run nightclub.
- marychain0
I was this fucker
http://homepages.ius.edu/COLWILL…
actually...it was kinda fun in hindsight....but that damn costume smelled like Lysol & ass
- skt0
burger king.
- armsbottomer0
- Where can I get this job?Jaline
- I did the internship in Boston. A med student friend got me an interview. However, i wouldn't recommend it. Anywhere.armsbottomer
- Nice. I think my siblings will be in this field anyway, and it has always interested me. Maybe in the future, hahahaJaline
- Haha, should you decide to go for it, good luck.armsbottomer
- Thanks. I'm a bit sick. Don't mind me.Jaline
- I bet that tastes like ass.Jnr_Madison
- jesus christmoldero
- Jaline0
McDonald's.
- Seeing this word directly beneath the image I posted has ensured that I will never eat at McDonald's again.armsbottomer
- When I was in high school I did the morning cleaning at McDonald's.. you would not believe the gunge that you find behind the main grill every morning at 6am...ribit
- .. behind the main grill every morning at 6am...ribit
- andrewwwahlin0
Army
- megE0
I worked at a design firm that was the absolute worst people I've ever dealt with in my life ---- but to avoid stepping on toes, we'll call my worst job the 2 summers I worked road construction. Yes, I was the girl holding the stop/slow sign. Hours sucked, heat sucked, pay was great though
- Mellimelvin0
Call center support for UPS
- b_electro0
Wedding DJ, but I only did one gig. This is like, 10 years ago and I was living in Chicago. Thought spinning at weddings could be cool and the pay was decent but in reality not only did I have to wear a cheap rental tux and only play pre-selected tracks- I had to teach people how to dance the "Macarena!" Er, not that I knew how to dance it either mind you...
Anyway being a man of self-respect, I felt a serious need to rebel against their fascist tracklist, so I ended up playing "Super Freak" by Rick James 3 times in a row, before they made me stop. For good.
- jimv0
littering the internet with terrible html...
- neferiu0
Out of high school i had a job working at a gas station & every morning I'd have to go out and clean the automatic carwash - get the rollers going nicely, scrub the walls, and spray all the shit that washes off cars into a pit that ran down the center of the carwash.
Well every month or so, the pit needed to be cleaned and I'd spend 4-5 hours down there shoveling/hosing like 500 pounds of fucking nasty ass car refuse and bits of random shit that washed off cars into a tiny hole the size of my fist. It was the shittiest job I ever had, and after a couple months, I started making my solid plans for college.
- janne760
Name: Jim
Job Title: Sr. Web Designer and partner
Location: Detroit, MI
Salary/Income: 190k/year and some company benefits
- roundabout0
I work at a chicken factory when I was 17, the place was hell on earth. The stink of dead chicken was evil to say the least. The manager put me in the breast sorting department, I had to separate the two part of the breast meat, and then pack them into separate boxes for 8 bloody long hours, I lasted a week.
I also work for a framing picture Factory, that was great working with mostly crazy people who just got out of prison. One day the factory burn down with me and many other people still in it working, I now understand the term, Running for your life.
The other job I hated was working for a Branding Company. I have never met people so inconsiderate and up there own ass, fucking hilarious
- dconstrukt0
working at alienware.... i used to call it 'the dungeon'.
who the fuck makes their design team wear company polo shirts and cacky pants?
- Khaki?cursiveshotgun
- No I think cacky works in this situationgramme
- yeah whacky khacky or whatever the fuck you call it... i burned them after i quit. hahadconstrukt
- gramme0
Worked 6 weeks at an absolutely shite agency back east. Never put it on my resume, I was so embarrassed for taking the job in a moment of desperation. I think it might have actually been the worst ad agency in the Mid-Atlantic. I quit before I even found another job, it was that bad. Half the people there were creepy, and almost all of them had pretty much given up on the idea of doing good work, if they ever cared in the first place.
- Stugoo0
a couple of shitters...
bakery assistant, involving being at work for 5 am to fill meat pies, which consited of walking across a room with a bucket of raw mince mixed with water and back, filling it up by reaching into a huge vat of the stuff... I walked out of that job when i saw the supervisor clean out the mash potato mixer with a bare hairy arm... the flour on the floor used to 'move' eek cock roaches....as a student I worked on the line building computers... it was fine when you got to build a whole machine, i could do 12 an hour... then it went to sequental build right beforei moved to england. i was fitting processors & heat sinks... 1 every 60 seconds... 12 hours... night shift.... 3 nights a week.
- Jimbo820
I was a football steward for Fulham and Chelsea when I was 16, you were supposed to at least 18 but they didn't check my details. First saturday, turned up at Craven Cottage at 9pm, we all had a meeting sat in the stands then we got placed in our 'security' positions. People were getting placed sat in the stands, sat by the side of the pitch, in the stairwells... I found myself alone in a dark dark corridor no more than 10 ft long with a door at each end and a massive air conditioning unit whirling above my head, it was frigging freezing. My job was to open the door to security staff if they knocked, nobody ever did. I was there until 7pm, alone, frozen, no lunch break, no human contact, just cold darkness all day. It was horrendous, I still have nightmares. Never went back.