I'm never sick
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- vespa
I haven't been ill for about 7 years, maybe more.
Am I an alien?
Should I notify the authorities?
- e-pill0
are you a cheerleader?
- e-pill0
do you have metal claws?
- sureshot0
you might wanna call scully & mulder
- PonyBoy0
my braces are made of adamantium
- e-pill0
are you fearful of emerald looking gems?
- ********0
me too. i think i've gotten sick once since i left High School. i'm 24
- vespa0
hmm. you know what, i think i only had 3 days off school for illness my entire school life. i thought it was just because my mum was a nurse so i couldn't get away with faking it, but... MAYBE I WAS NEVER SICK!
omg i'm an alien what do i do
- e-pill0
try to focus your mind and figure out what super power you have, then go use it to prank innocent earthlings...
- sureshot0
hahaha funny shit!
- ********0
haha.. my boss practically MADE me take a day off two weeks ago.
- ********0
maybe you´re just terribly insensitive..
- the opposite! i'm allergic to animals and feathers and things. and loads of perfumes.vespa
- there´s your answer. your immune system is a big fat and mean badass bully. germs don´t have a chance.********
- ********0
- alicetheblue0
do - you - ever - go - outside ? ;-)
- ********0
i haven't been to the doctors since i was about 14. and i don't ever take medicine. which is odd as i have no problem taking other drugs. i do get sick though, i have a hoor of a cough at the moment.
- wait, i think jaline just stole my login details.********
- but a really sweet sitealicetheblue
- hmm.. have i desensitised myself through recreational pharmaceuticals? is ecstacy GOOD for you?vespa
- i can't remember.********
- skt you've just got man-disease -- men never go to the doctor even if they are coughing their lungs upvespa
- this is true.********
- I recently went to the doctor for the first time in 20 years********
- wait, i think jaline just stole my login details.
- ********0
"feeling very sick and ill today"
- sublocked0
mutant
- mg330
- Point50
I just almost went 4 years, but the common cold tracked me down. I owe it to vitamins... or so that's what I tell myself.


